“do these jeans make my ass look fat?”
“or do i need to return them? be honest.” @youmaythinkyouknowme
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“do these jeans make my ass look fat?”
“or do i need to return them? be honest.” @youmaythinkyouknowme
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///cue. prince ali ababwa’s entrance from Aladdin (2019): except its HADES starring as the monkey, the genie, and the princess. obviously. DUH.///
“too much?”
a beat, “or, not enough?”
“you can tell me, yknow. i take it back, i don’t wanna know. but tell me. or don’t. then again. do it.” @youmaythinkyouknowme