#hahaahaahaha

[whirlybirbs]

In jersey we pump fist not gas 😤

Y’all bitches just jealous

(Which also gives more people jobs too so we’re actually helping the economy and job crisis 😛)

this is the best reply to this ever

[hackedmotionsensors]

the MCU may have taken the scene where some walk of shame girls leave Valkyrie’s apartment but you can’t take away the fact taht we all know that was going to be part of the script so shoutout to Valkyrie the first black woman who was a main character hero and was canonically queer in a marvel movie.

We stan my wife and my queen.

[gearstation]

oh-god-oh-jesus-oh replied to your post: >attempt to figure out...

wait soAPIES IS PORN???

YEAH IT'S NAKED PEOPLE IN BUBBLE BATH SOAP AS FAR AS I COULD TELL FROM THE SPLIT SECOND IT TOOK ME TO REGISTER WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT

I MEAN I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT BECAUSE OF THE TRANSLATION NOTE BUT

WHOOPS

[yieldacalos]

Kanina sa mall.

Me : Uy, Jel iPhone oh~ *insert sparkle eyes at pumasok kami sa shop*

Me to sales lady : Ah miss, magkano po yung iPhone 4S?

Sales Lady: 40 thousand po maam.

Jelai : Ay Yiel, alika na uwi na tayo.

[multi-lefaiye]

Pardon me . . . just talking about old RP characters uwu

Yeah. I'll list the RP, a description of the character, and what I like/dislike about him/her. Don't ask why I'm doing this. Just go along with it.

Tornado RP - Amy Mariath. A teenager from Kansas with bright green eyes, blond hair and a penchant for wearing long dresses. She's also blind and can turn into a wolf if the conditions are right, but that isn't revealed until later. I like how she's loyal to her friends (she fought a rabid werewolf on her OWN to protect them!), as well as her awesome sense of smell. But I don't like how she was so uncaring about the fact that someone from their neighborhood was dragged into the forest and torn apart by wolves. And I also don't like how much of a mary-sue she would be on occasion.

Pack of Rising Moons - Hanyo. A gray tabby with bright yellow eyes and an obsession with whittling. I still adore her, actually, since I edited her a lot since the RP was started. She was originally that one random cat that didn't do anything except carve monsters out of wood, then she became the demon-possessed kitty who freed a pack of wild dogs from their tyrannic alpha male. I guess the only thing I don't like about her is how cocky she was during her fight with Rope.

Ferrets~! - Toffee. A small, tan ferret with darker markings and warm eyes. Honestly, I don't even know what I was thinking with this. It was mostly a joke RP, but she was SO freaking dependent on her owner, and such a little drama queen! *Sighs* I guess I did like how caring she was, though.

Ferrets - Rebooted - . . . Okay, I played a lot of characters here. Mostly the Ferret Spirits (usually Nova, but still), along with Emerald and Ight. Okay, I'll just say I like them all because they're freaking hilarious and can make any situation (even an uprising of metal skeletons) seem silly and endearing. But I don't like their horrible senses of time, as well as Ight's awkward desire to make Valora his blood-slave for all of eternity and beyond. And Emerald was kind of . . . yeah.

Dragonalia - Moonscale. A young adult and scout for the Dragonalian military. She has fiery-red hair, bright eyes, a moon-shaped mark on her forehead, and can speak Nyght-Dracon. I love her friendship with Redwing and Nightmoon. I guess her spite for her brother got on my nerves a bit, as well as her hatred for following orders, but . . . *shrugs*

Battle of Bells - Mistypelt and Mist. Mistypelt was a warrior and second-in-command of a Clan. She was really cool, but was murdered by the Spirit of Blood and Thorns. Mist was the daughter of that spirit, and named after the former. She eventually became the Spirit of Songs. Honestly, I love them both because they're both pretty cool. Even though Mist's fight with Fira probably wouldn't have gone that way if she wasn't so self-conscious about killing others.

Okay. Yeah, that's not it >:D

Here's a random list of songs that describe these RP's (don't ask why; it's because I feel like it *sassy-hips*):

Tornado RP - "Heartlines" by Florence & The Machine

Pack of Rising Moons - "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" by The Offspring

Ferrets~! - "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom" by Parry Gripp

Ferrets - Rebooted - . . .? (ASDLFJSDLFJKCAN'TTHINKOFONE)

Dragonalia - "This is War" by Thirty Seconds To Mars

Battle of Bells - . . .? (ALSDKJFLSDKJCAN'TTHINKOFONE)

[sulkydolly]

goes to sleep miserable and crying bye bitches

[spousesau]

i wonder how taylor's fandom is handling this right now.

[irdkbro]

We just want an overnight camping.

It's not like us girls are gonna get pregnant from sleeping. The elementary students got theirs, why not us? :l Haha they won't get a dance party tho so I guess that makes up for it but still ermahgerd. HEHHH OUTING WITH DANCE CLUB PLEASE BE TRUEEEEE.