#!!!11

[dannyelfmanstattos]

i need to blow you all up with my love

[marga-manso]

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[insertar guiño a la audiencia] GoldenLiar

Summary:

A Alonso le preocupa su nuevo compañero de patrulla.

(—Pareciere incapaz de percibirnos. —Insiste, con una intensidad que, sin duda, peca de excesiva. —Alonso, ¿estás celoso?)

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Pacino rompe la cuarta pared y Alonso es el único que se da cuenta.

[chiliconsharls]

Southamericans got kicked out of the World Cup. Now they're gonna miss us. We were the ones who brought the party to the stands every game. Good luck seeing the europeans make as much noise as we made. Russia is cold again because our warmth left

My comentator

[dnangelic]

On an inconspicuous street sits an inconspicuous trash can... Or... Wait a minute... Are trash cans supposed to rattle like that? Another step closer and--

❝ GRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! ❞

The shiny steel lid flies backward as Zenigata suddenly pounces out. Quite the acrobatic feat, given his size... One hand holds firm to a set of handcuffs, the other points an accusatory finger mere inches from the poor kid's face. He looks like a bull on the verge of a ten mile charge. ❝ BWAHAHA!! I'VE GOT YOU NOW, LUPIN!! I-- I, uuuh... ❞

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❝ .. Daisuke! What a pleasant surprise!! ❞ Just like that, a grin brightens his face. Gone is the grimace, the bunched shoulders-- and the insane look in his eye. It's enough to give anyone a bad case of whiplash. ❝ How have you been, my boy? ❞

@zenigatakeibu

( ... geeze , this place sure is inconspicuous . ) ' --- what's something like that even supposed to mean ? '

it isn't his usual route home , in any case . a few twists and turns have taken him quite a ways from the main , bustling roads and into the city's quieter pathways . by the time he made it back to the family mansion , no doubt the sun would already be in a blistering set , and the calling card that he had set down at the foot of a nearby museum's artifact at his mother's nagging behest would be discovered , the news and police force scrambling for another night of the great phantom thief dark's appearance . one he'd have to prepare for the instant his mother was able to stuff him into dark's clothes , a thought that makes him stagger a little and groan , until his foot , clumsy as ever , nudges against the steel of a nearby can .

when it starts to rattle , daisuke only blinks at first . but then the noise turns violent , and zenigata , in all his furious , enormous build and roar erupts out like the world's worst jack-in-the-box ---

' W-WAAAAAHHH ?!?! '

not so unlike an animal playing dead does the niwa drop to the sidewalk and curl up on it , covering his head in a shivering clutch . if this was a punishment from god , he would have accepted it --- only zenigata seems to recognize him in an instant , cooling immediately , leaving daisuke to wonder whether whether or not maybe instead of a punishment , it was still just a warning , or maybe even a test . his ears are left ringing , and even if zenigata's face has brightened with recognition and warmth , daisuke's remains pale as a ghost's .

' z .... z --- z-zeni-san ! ' ( one breath at a time , daisuke !! ) ' i ... i can't really feel my legs ... anymore ... '

[slimedcicles]

TOMMY COULD NEVER HIT A SHOT BACK THEN AND HE MISSED IN THAT DUEL WITH DREAM...

[notreblogs]

gonna take a quick nap

free practice in 4 hours and a half lmao

[fluffymoe]

jUST SAW dark side of dimensions and IM SO EMOTIONAL