#hahaha awk

[mythomagically-delicious]

the woman next to me on the couch answered her phone in the softest little

“hey sweetie,” and i thought she was talking to me for a second but then i saw her phone and like. whew. i was about to apologize for singing Cascada’s “Every Time We Touch” too loud under my breath but disaster averted

[horansnose]

my sister is graduating high school today..that's crazzyyyyy　

[jglandinception-blog]

[ysabearr]

Well shit..

I accidentally tweeted about this d00d and forgot he was one of my followers! Fuckfuckfuck.

Also, my phone was out for like 3 hours and another d00d texted me and I just now responded and he's pissed cuz I didn't receive the text earlier so he could ask me to come over so he could hit da pussy (TMI.. sorry<3) and now it's too late. It's okay you'll get em next time son ;D Hahahaha