#hahhaaaaaaaa

[squimpynation]

happy shark week mutuals you are all forced to celebrate with me

[timestimmy-archive]

okay that was xl and it didn’t fit so back to hating myself

[welcometowaltacademy]

Issue #179 dialogue spoilers

below the cut cause i don’t know if you wanna be spoiled. 

Meg: Hmm…let’s make a deal then: I’ll finish three pages of my curriculum today…if you, point blank, tell me what is going on with you and Miss Goody Two Shoes? 

Shang: Miss Goody Two Shoes-? 

Meg: Don’t play coy. You know who I’m talking about.  Tiana - what’s up with you and her? 

Shang: You ask that as if there is a verbatim answer to it. 

Meg: That might be because there is. You could cut the tension in the kitchen back there with the switchblade in my purse. I mean seriously, do you have a crush on her something?

Shang: …Meg, you are so out of line. To even postulate about me having a crush on a student. It’s-it’s unfathomable.

Meg: Good God, Shang, you’re not talking to Tremaine. I already think 99.9% of the rules around here are bogus, including the student/student teacher dynamic. I simply asked if you had a crush on her, not if you wanted to have her babies. 

Shang: Meg!

[phoenixenix]

ienzo knits nice warm hats and mittens and stuff for lea but because of his higher body temperature they can cause him to overheat so he can't wear them for long periods of time but he still appreciates them and loves them a lot

he tries to wear them a lot around him so he sees how much he cares

[iburnedyourletters]

#newt#newt no#get your hand out of there.#whEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS#nsfw //

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bless you, max. i just laughed so loud I woke my fiance up.

[twentyonepilotsblvd]

Just welcoming Mitt Romney to tumblr.