#hahhahaaha

[lvmimis]

it’s just the ‘no matter how far you are, i’ll always keep the things you gave me once close’ of it all yk

[melonmochimoon]

Do you know someone who is named as @cupidluvstarrz?

I heard a really unfortunate news that she was kidnapped. 😔😔

I tried to contact her but someone else responded and told me about it.

Play along!

Ohhhhh I know her omg!!! Really?? Kidnapped?? Omg do you know if she is ok? She owed me some money, what am I going to do nooww??

Cupid, hohohoho I love you, you know it, right? XD

[viperbranium]

I keep seeing things pop up about it being Sam's birthday, but also Anthony Mackie's birthday, and I can't find anything on any of the MCU or 616 or any other marvel wikis that has Sams actualy birthday. Since you're posting about it I just figured I'd ask if you might know whether the fates have deemed that Anthony and Sam were born on the same date, or it's just something fandom has collectively adopted? I'm just curious. Thanks in advance lovely. xx

Hahah tbh I got no idea whether it’s something “official” or something we collectively as a fandom decided, but I’m pretty sure that either way, Sam’s birthday being on the same day as Anthony Mackie’s birthday is 100% intentional.

The fact that it’s also Bisexuality day, though? That’s The Universe speaking. <3

[r3gard1sto9l1v3s]

This is for homework, but I am going add Dave from Dave and Bambi lmfao

[anotherlesbianandwhat]

my tortoise just closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep when i started talking to her

[changbeens]

you have cake and that is good

i finished the cake

[ellyrad]

im high as shit

[luckytefi]

I was put in this private group on Facebook that is literally called “open bar of male tears” hdjdbdjd and there are only posts laughing of stupid shit men do and say and suddenly Facebook is bearable again