#hailegbert

[komoriouji]

HAIL EGBERT COME BACK

[komoriouji]

were soarin, flyin, theres not a star in heaven that we cant reach #yolo mini me you gotta calm down

stop calling me that, i swear to god.

[komoriouji]

future dave begs to differ, mini moi.

stop calling me that. i want nothing to do with you.

[komoriouji]

my dave is better than your dave

OH, FUCKER, YOU WANNA FUCKIN’ GO? I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

NO DAVE IS BETTER THAN MY DAVE.

[komoriouji]

no, i'm just persistent. you would know that, being me and all. come on over to the fun side.

i think dave has a reply to this.

[komoriouji]

hey mini me, why dont you join my side?

i thought i already answered ‘no’, are you deaf?

[komoriouji]

yeah you are, you little shit. i was here first. you are my mini me. why dont you come over to my side a join up with me?

no, no, no, no, no. i am not. we are two different people, not ‘me’ and ‘mini me’. we just share a name. and a past. and a dad. a dead one. and no. i am not ‘joining up’ with you, i’ve been sworn onto dave’s side, and i intend to stay there!

[komoriouji]

fool, i was the one who put everyone is Gay Baby Jail. i should put you in there right now.

you can fuckin’ try.