#haileysbldwin

[huddywillams]

continued / oh fuck — i don’t know how to count. slide me some of jack’s learn to count books, thanks.

[zaynsjavadds]

i've been wondering how you & baby jack are doing. is justin around? it feels like it's been ages since i last saw the two of you. i swear you spend more time with gigi these days, but it'd be nice if we could finally make that playdate happen. what do you reckon? i reckon khai & jack would have an amazing time at the farm. i'm sure khai would absolutely love introducing him to all the animals. i can already picture her proudly showing him around & telling him every single one of their names.

[cameronodove]

someone just sent me a picture of myself from 2014 and i'm considering legal action. there is no way that i should have to be subjected to seeing that again. plus, there's that fun cliché that fashion always comes back around, but it does not need to for that era. i know you've been doing all of this for about as long as me, so i need the validation of knowing i'm not the only one who looks back at some of the shit they wore and wonders why nobody stopped them. @haileysbldwin

[huddywillams]

[ from @haileysbldwin ] i still haven't watched heated rivalry xoxox

the deadline is here, hails. blocked ! don't call me, don't come by my house !

[hatosywshawn]

i've reached the point where i can't tell if rhode is genuinely everywhere or if the internet has just decided i need to know about it. either way, congratulations! you've officially broken through to the demographic of confused middle-aged dads. @haileysbldwin