KONNAKOL 🌪️

★        …     𝘇𝗮𝘆𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗸. born in january 12, 1993         …      𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 & 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 .

[chandlernotbing]

i recently got together with some of my friends and they brought their little cousins along to hang out with us. she was pretty much babysitting her cousins so we figured why not bring them with us. mind you her cousins are ten and eleven. i haven't hung out with children before so this was very new to me, but i had such a fun time hanging out with them. we went to target and bought them this cardboard ice cream truck, which i was very amused by because why the fuck didn't i have this growing up? anyways, once we put the cardboard ice cream truck together, one of my friend's cousins gave me a fake wallet with fake credit cards and i told her i wanted to buy her ice cream truck.. she told me i was broke and all my cards declined.. i tell you kids and their imaginations always find a way to pull at my heartstrings. @limelightblvdstarters

[zaynsjavadds]

that whole story is honestly one of the most adorable things i've heard in a long time. i still find it surprising because kids today have every kind of toy, game and entertainment imaginable, whereas we were perfectly happy with something as simple as a power ranger action figure, it's amazing how quickly things change. but you're absolutely right, kids have an imagination that's completely out of this world. the fact that she decided you were "broke" and that all your cards had been declined is one of the funniest conclusions she could have come to. i have a 5 year old daughter and she's constantly saying things that catch me completely off guard. every day there's something new that makes me laugh and honestly, i don't think there's a better feeling in the world than that.

[maggielinde]

why does everyone drive like it's their first day on earth? it feels like the entire world is always against me when i'm driving, and before anyone says anything— i'm a safe driver ever, i promise. the funniest part is that i passed the test on first try, and somehow i have a record of almost getting into accidents despite being careful. to sum it up, i need a chauffeur or a designed carpool buddy. perks are that i'm a good listener, top tier music, and the biggest perk is me! it's a win-win for everyone. @limelightblvdstarters

[zaynsjavadds]

maybe it's not your fault, maybe it's everyone else's fault. i honestly couldn't tell you because i've never been in a car with you, but if you say you're a good driver, i'll believe you. besides, couldn't you just hire a driver if it ever became a serious problem? i'm not much of a talker when i'm driving, i'm usually focused on the road, listening to music, so you'd probably get bored sitting next to me. unless you enjoy long periods of silence interrupted by me randomly singing the wrong lyrics to a song i've heard a hundred times.

[zaynsjavadds]

zayn: is it normal to visit your instagram and come away with a fullblown crush on you? just curious. 😅

[zaynsjavadds]

zayn: my daughter told me she was going to teach me one of your dances and i swear she gave it her best effort. 10 minutes later, she completely gave up and informed me that i'm the worst dancer in the world, not one of the worst. THE worst. zayn: i was trying, i thought i was doing alright. apparently, i was so far off that she decided i was beyond saving. i've never seen someone lose faith in me so quickly. so if you ever need proof that your choreography is difficult, just know that a child looked at me attempting it and immediately decided the project was hopeless. 😞

[zaynsjavadds]

which project are you the most proud of? i feel like i should watch your entire filmography, but i have a feeling that would take me quite a while, wouldn't it? hit me with the best stuff.

[zaynsjavadds]

i know i'm an idiot and sometimes i say things in interviews or podcasts that i probably shouldn't, but my heart feels a little lighter today and i just wanted to tell you something. you're truly an incredible person and i feel so lucky that khai has you as her mum. i always thought this whole co-parenting thing would be incredibly difficult, but you somehow make it feel easy, i really appreciate that.

[zaynsjavadds]

zayn: i was comparing your tour dates, louis' tour dates, harry's tour dates and then mine and all i learned from the exercise is that nothing has changed.... zayn: ...i'm still the laziest person in the world. zayn: will you have me for a date or two? i promise i'll stay backstage and be on my best behaviour. 😇

[zaynsjavadds]

i was so excited when i saw that we'd be in the same city in october! then i found out i'll be there on the 14th and you'll be there on the 30th, which means there's absolutely no chance of me making it to your show. my heart is broken.

[zaynsjavadds]

i know i've thanked you more than once, but i don't think i'll ever get tired of saying it. thank you for agreeing to collaborate with me. because of you, khai is convinced she's got the coolest dad in the world, and honestly, that's a pretty amazing gift. i don't know if i can ever repay the favour, but if there's ever anything you need, no matter how small, i'm here for you.

[zaynsjavadds]

i remember when my team followed jungkook on instagram and the fans completely lost their minds. i think if i ever mentioned that i'd like to collaborate with you lads one day, the reaction would be absolutely surreal, no? think it's time for me to tweet something.

[zaynsjavadds]

how did you feel when justin bieber randomly posted a photo of you on his instagram? fucking hell, i think i would've put my account on private immediately & then never check my dms ever again. dealing with his fans? maybe in another fucking life.

[zaynsjavadds]

zayn: i was cleaning out the attic and came across a few things that belong to you. i think there are some things in here you'd probably want back, let me know. ✌

[zaynsjavadds]

i had never watched camp rock in my entire life until khai came along. and what can i say? i'm extremely disappointed that i was never invited to be part of camp rock 3. i think everyone missed out on a huge opportunity there, i could've shown up for 5 minutes, sung a questionable amount of backup vocals and completely changed the trajectory of the franchise. instead, i had to discover the masterpiece years later through a child. life can be cruel sometimes.

[zaynsjavadds]

so tell me something, zendaya... how much would it cost to get you to star in one of my music videos? i'm asking because i think it's important that we discuss these things before i become too attached to the idea. would i have to pay you an outrageous amount of money? would i need to call in every favor i've ever earned in this industry? or could i convince you with a decent song and the promise that i wouldn't make the filming process completely unbearable? because i'm not going to lie, i think you'd make every scene look about ten times better just by being there.

[jellco]

ZAYN "Die For Me" Music Video (February 2026)