Jobski: I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the stress that I’m under.
(Art Quote and Credit: @swamp_hen on Twitter)
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**As of this post, all future incorrect quotes will have “Jobski” in place of “UFO” as their name.

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Jobski: I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the stress that I’m under.
(Art Quote and Credit: @swamp_hen on Twitter)
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**As of this post, all future incorrect quotes will have “Jobski” in place of “UFO” as their name.
The first and only Part Time UFO remix I could find (so far)- and it’s a good one, too!
HAL’s new mobile crane game looks amazing ⊟
Hataraku UFO (”Work UFO”) is like a crane/UFO catcher game... but with an actual UFO that uses its claw to pick up and manipulate all kinds of stuff. Hopefully it’s easier to use than the ones at the arcade.
The game is out now in Japan on iOS and Android for about $5.
THE NEW CLUB TINY IS HERE Support Tiny Cartridge!
Ankh: Some idiot tried to fight a squid in the ocean.
Jobski, now covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick!
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((Art Source and Credit: Part Time UFO Twitter))
[A text message, from Comoestas to Jobski]
Comoestas: hello i see you're 102 feet away and i have a proposition for you. i'm currently eating macaroni and cheese and i want something to drink but all you have in your fridge is orange soda left over from the halloween party and i do not want to drink that. SO... if you go to 7/11 and get me a double gulp horchata and bring it to our apartment i won't take over the planet Comoestas: maybe. no promises [A bemused Jobski stares at the cell for a moment, before looking up to find Como looking down through the window of the apartment.]
[Jobski floats in after a long day at work, only to find a bunch of their friends already at the table.]
Jobski: Hello, people who do not live here.
Qbby: Hey.
Kirby: Hi!
Red Jobski: Yo.
Ankh: What's up?
Jobski: I gave you the keys for emergencies!
Ankh: We were out of Doritos.
UFO: tell me why- Qbby: aint nothing but a heartbreak
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(Art and Quote Credit: @frimaerke )
Happy 40th Anniversary, HAL Laboratory!
(Unfortunately the week got busy for me and as such unable to post a quote for the special occasion. Allow me to share this official celebration art to make up for it.)