#haley why

[themagnuspoet]

@thranstiels: You should listen to The Mechanisms! They're very good.

Me: Oh, nice, I'll listen to some good music and maybe fall in love with a character--

@thranstiels: Hello Madison. Apologies for the deception.

[mossypax]

My friend invited me to a thing And guess Who F o r g o t IM LIKE 3 HOURS LATE THEY TEXTED ME AND SHEER TERROR JUST SHOT THROUGH MY BODY LIKE HOW CAN I SCREW UP SO BADLY HALEY WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[mossypax]

Anyways It's like three AM and just spent the last 2 hours of my life getting addicted to theodd1sout comics and Jaiden animations. Please send help I'm dying.

[sophisticatedsuccubus]

@shootingxstardust

“Noooo. Bad.”

[nick-writes]

@songwithoutareason requested fox/haley + romanrogers 

“In position?”

“Yes. Blonde or brown?”

“…Our target has black hair.”

“I know, Mckinney. What do you prefer?”

“That you stop talking on the comm and compromising your cover?” 

“Kate from accounting or Michelle from the gym?” 

“Is now really the time, Preston?” 

“Or are you more adventurous? What about Megan in communications?” 

“Lat– target’s got a gun, get the customers to the back, I got this.” 

“Rachel in R&D?” 

“Not now!” 

[lupatheshewolf]

Haley, I’m not sure whether to thank you or call you a jerk. I’m crying right now because of it... 

[iamnotawaffle]

*looks at the scene before me* Haley's been here, hasn't she... Will you be alright, sir?

i am dead. so very dead. rest in piece me. 

[lupatheshewolf]

Come on stand up! You can't collapse...