Horny for Elias Bouchard on Main

I am an insane person who has an obsession with Elias and has projected herself onto Jon Sims himself so I can have the pipe-murderer of my dreams.

[c-r-saint]

I have decided that one of my favorite things about the Magnus Archives is that the one of the only unsexualized monsters or creatures (whether by the fandom or in the show) is the Vampires. I've literally never seen anything even mentioning them in a sexual or even romantic light. We were all collectively like "hnngnh seggsy hallway wife and husband 🥵♥️😳 werewolf cop lady step on me 🖐️😩 clown wife pls take my skin 🤪♥️🤡 oh vampire cool ig🙄 Where is my eyeball dilf at 👁️👁️🥵😍 prentiss🐛worm🐛me🐛pls 🥺🥺♥️"

[themagnuspoet]

I want to tell you the extent to which I find the vampires sexy, but I fear I’d be chased out of the fandom with pitchforks and torches…

[beansmakesart]

human words cannot describe how hectic the last however long has been. anyways, here’s my next WIP. things should be hopefully less busy, so here’s to me finishing this soon

Commission me 💛 ko-fi 💛 inprnt

[themagnuspoet]

*very very VERY LOUD SCREAMING*

[joneliasweek]

Schedule

June 06.19 Prompts are released

July 07.11 Start of prompt week

July 07.17 End of prompt week

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Jonah Magnus dies painfully at the beginning of episode 200

I feel like you know me considering my status on Discord has to do with this very subject.

But just like on Discord, I reject that reality!!! Jonah Magnus is happy and alive and thriving and being his best bastard self, as he should be!!!

[themagnuspoet]

Just popping in to say my twelve year old sister drew me a picture of Elias Bouchard giving my OC the Dicking of Death so yeah even she knows the extent of my Elias simping.

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Y'all ever feel "guilty accomplished"? Where you've done something you're proud of but you feel guilty that you did it? Well, if you need an example, here's one: I've written two "episodes" of my TMA fanfiction in the past four days or so, but NO ORIGINAL WORDS. I can't put fanfiction on my writing log! 😭

(This does not mean that fanfiction is not writing. I personally don’t put fanfiction on my writing logs because it’s not an “original” work. If you put fanfiction on your writing logs, all the more power to you! I personally don’t.)

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Does Ben Meredith voice Elias or does Ben Meredith voice Jonah Magnus pretending to be Elias I NEED TO KNOW.

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Elias Bouchard gives me ~feelings~

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Something that should be said in TMA:

Anyone: Is that a pipe in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Elias: Come and find out ;)

Anyone: *runs*

[themagnuspoet]

In case anyone was wondering, I am now madly horny for the Jonathan Sims rendition of vampires.

Drink me down until your stomach distends, love. ;)

[themagnuspoet]

Welcome back to Madison-Simping-For-Elias Hours! Today’s subject: Headcanons. Mine is as follows:

Elias calls his penis a “love pipe.”

[themagnuspoet]

Good morning to Elias Bouchard only!!! Maybe Peter Lukas, because Elias says good morning to him. But good morning to Elias Bouchard. ☺️

[themagnuspoet]

I lowkey want to die just so I don’t have to experience the feeling of being Lonely for the rest of my life.

[themagnuspoet]

What am I gonna do when TMA ends?

*laughs in distortion*

I don’t quite know

[themagnuspoet]

Is my new WIP a blatant rip-off of my sex fantasies with Elias Bouchard? Yes.

Will that stop me from writing it? Fuck no.

[hjartasalt]

Time to go get my autism evaluation at claire's I guess 💖

[themagnuspoet]

Haha I used to take these and then I got diagnosed ASD 😄

[themagnuspoet]

Just discovered Hanahaki Disease. May use it for future writing. Stay tuned ;)