#half baked

[orangeyellowberry]

I will always absolutely devour a telepathy burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

dennis smacks shoulders with jack walking through the pitt

oh shit sorry, this case is just so interesting

is that so? whatcha got whitaker?

yeah it’s this thirty year old female presenting with-

when dennis realizes he hasn’t stopped biting his lip because he hasn’t once opened his mouth, he just about passes out.

“ You can-!” you can hear me?

he’s focusing extra hard on listening to jack, searching and not finding any oddities in his voice

yeah sweet thing, I was wondering when you were gonna notice, all those country songs you hum were starting to get stuck in my head

jack’s grinning like crazy at dennis; anybody watching the scene unfold must think they’re batshit.

oh uh, sorry about that

don’t worry, you have a great singing voice, even in your head

wait so you can hear me like all the time

yeah if I want to tune in

so you could hear me if I was like, if I was m-touching myself?

yeah sugar, you always sound so beautiful when you’re all worked up.

holy shit. okay now he passes out. but it’s cool because jack will be there, patiently waiting when he wakes up.

[darrenankenman]

ph. Darren Ankenman

[ppinksun]

chemical eating crow boyfriend

[dragonslayer-5fanfiction]

Okay hear me out this is a half baked idea the came to me whike driving and thinking about bi!reader.......

TW: drink spiking (brief mention), fight, mention of hospital

Something something you're at a bar with friends and telling them it's easy to get a guy your age, you just have to show a little of your tits, lick your lips and spread your legs.

Women are harder than men, but so so worth it. You flirt and talk and connect buy her drinks, and bam. So they're wondering who's the hardest, you answer with older men.

Cut to an older man with greying curly hair sitting at the bar top. You sidle up next to him and start talking. Easy stuff, casual, nothing serious, mostly small talk. You're about to make a move, when you notice just past him a guy is putting something in a drink. Then the girl comes back.

You mutter an excuse me and push past the man and block the drink so the girl can't drink it. You tell her what you saw and confront the man, he ofc get defensive and starts calling you names. You fire then right back at him and tuck the girl behind you just in case. The man starts getting in your face and trying to intimidate you, it doesn't work.

The old man steps up and goes to step between the two of you and the guy swings. Before anyone can move, and the older man going to step in, you swing back, hard. The man goes down, the bartender is yelling, and the older man pulls you out of there.

He's surprised and impressed with your hook. He insists you get the hand looked at in case it's broken. You try to brush him off but he persistent. Says there's a hospital nearby and he'll walk you there. You finally relent. He walks you in through the ambulance bay, where he's greeted as Dr. Abbott as he pulls you into a room.

[definitelysleepdeprived]

I think when given the opportunity Sanemi makes love to you, and much prefers it that way, compared to fucking you all the time.

He cages you down onto the tatami mat in your room at the estate, forearms to either side of your head, keeping his weight from completely crushing you- for the time being. He takes his time in molding his mouth to yours and swipes his tongue out, seeking entry.

He teases though, catching your bottom lip between his teeth when you part for him. Does it just to hear your soft gasp before sucking on it hard-releasing you with a pop. He runs the tip of his nose along your cheek to your ear, presses a chaste kiss to the shell of it, before moving down to your pulse- laving his tongue against your skin, feeling your bounding heart beat.

He feels your excitement in the air between you; smoothes a hand along your side, rough fingers kneading into you- grounding you to the moment when you whine for him to do something- anything for him to move faster. He shushes you with the thumb of his other hand, urging you to take the digit past your lips, utterly uninterested in being rushed with you. It doesn’t take much convincing- seemingly eager to be occupied with more of him. He swirls the pad along your tongue in lazy circles; slowly you take him farther in, bobbing your head at your own pace.

He smooths his palm the rest of the way to your knee, hooking his hand there and wrapping you around him. He groans low when you raise the other and lock your ankles together, pulling him close to you.

[pretty-little-chaos-xx]

I identify as a potato because I like to be baked and smashed.

[lunarmothim]

just a half-baked thought

imagine being on 141- maybe you're a total badass or maybe you're just a bit too full of yourself, a bit too cocky- and approaching ghost and soap in the gym, just fucking blurting out "you two wanna take me at the same time?"

soap chokes on his water and ghost just gives you a bemused stare while he pounds on soap's back to get him to breathe again

you meant in a spar, but when you end up between them back in one of their rooms you're definitely not complaining

[katieo1022]

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