Remember that one time Emma Watson met the guy who played her in a gay porn version of HP?
Imagine this but TFATWS
•Sam's like super flattered especially bc the guy is cute
•And Sam grew up in the age of 18+ rooms in the back of video rentals he's seen some Captan America themed porn
•Bucky is basically having a 'spinny wheel of death' moment in his brain
•What? How? Why?
•Sam's like "lets get a selfie"
•This guy is a little shorter and a few shades lighter than Sam, but his facial hair is spot on and when Sam throws an arm over the guys shoulder, its like any other fan who dresses up as Cap
•But Bucky dosn't think any of them are going to fuck someone pretending to be Sam
•Are they?
•Sam posts the photo on his private instagram, Sarah's comment is a string of laughing emojis and Sharon says she knows what to get everyone for Christmas
•Bucky lasts all of 3 hours before he looks it up on his phone
•There is a lot of Captain America porn on the internet.
•So much.
•Mostly about Steve, his likeness on erotic art, in adult comics, Photoshopped fucking every Avenger
•At least in Wakanda, the porn was tasteful
•Mostly
•Bucky finds the one with the guy they’d met, in a mockup of the suit with his cock out
•He has short videos of him dresses as the Falcon
•And longer one hour video called “Blacktain America: the Peoples Ass"
• Bucky's new friend guilt is back, leaning over his shoulder, asking is he really going to watch someone pretending to be his only friend fuck guys in Flagsmashers masks?
•It costs $70 and Bucky uses a credit card number linked to one of his old aliases
•The government is probably tracking his search history anyway, VPN be damned
•Bucky has already came twice by the time the Flagsmashers bit is over and the next scene is in a military bathroom with rows of showers and-
•Oh shit
•The guy playing him has his left arm painted gunmetal grey and gold
•He’s broader than the guy playing Sam
•Bucky is so fucked and not in the fun way
•Which is probably why he gets to fuck the shit out of Captan America
•His guit doesn’t stop him from watching untill the end and starting over untill it literally hurts to come.
•He and Sam have a ribbon-cutting in the morning at a community center in Harlem
•Bucky has no idea what to do when he sees his Sam
•He’s so fucked