#half-assing it

[bioloyg]

Man I’m getting really tired of wanting to talk about sydcarmy character traits and headcanons over here and then realizing I can’t because it’s the basis for some shit I’m gonna put in Fundamentals.

[cruelbaroness-blog]

My queue has run out except for the stuff I just added, it's nearly 4 am, we're experiencing strange weather and I have feels it would be stupid to talk about. (Just a rundown of real life fax) Sugar Hiccup is still playing in my head as the soundtrack to my exceedingly warm, comfy delirium, and it's competing with the witchiness of Tam Lin now. So, if you feel a bit weird too, join me n' enjoy the music I s'pose...

[verblife-blog]

Today... things change.

My lame ass rest day workout: Plank 1 60 SECS Crunches 2 SETS OF 25 Pushups 1 SET OF 27 40 MINUTES @ 12 MIN/MILE 432 CALS strongenoughtobe.tumblr. com/ cantletthisfeelingend.tu mblr.com/ thinisonlythebeginning.t umblr.com/ I loved this article on the daily spark today: www.dailyspark.com/blog. asp?post=whats_your_6word_ success_story What is your 6 word success story? So this morning I made a teeny bit of progress. Sunday I was able to do 25 pushups before I fell on face, this morning I did 27... HUZZAH! I'll take the tiniest victory and make that shiz a celebration. Every rep I can add is physical proof that I am stronger today. I know my legs are leviathan strong, I mean, I learned that when I was a teenager and I maxed @ 750 lbs on the leg press. But I want my upper body to catch up. NOT 700 pounds catch up- but I'd like to be able to bench press 100 pounds someday. IT'S ABOUT TIME WE WAKE UP AND STOP EXPECTING THE MEDIOCRE INSTEAD OF REACHING FOR THE ULTIMATE. Who says we can't have it all? Who says we can't be healthy, strong, sexy, loved, successful, smart, accomplished AND happy? Who says we can only be alive, employed and aware of how far away Friday is? So many people on sparkpeople seem to be like... well... if I sign up for this website and half-ass try to do a couple exercises and go for a walk, then maybe I'll lose 100 pounds. On the other hand, MOST of the people on sparkpeople are standing in front of a mirror, watching their form, breaking a sweat, feeling their muscles shake on the point of exhaustion, making time for exercise in a day where there already aren't enough hours. They stand up and they step back and then lunge and grasp with everything they have at what is 100% attainable. Half ass yields less than half the results. I half-assed everything but my pushups and my plank this morning. That walk to work... boo- I didn't push myself. Those crunches? my abs get more of a workout when I try to shave my legs in the shower. Tonight, I have to finish cleaning my room, but since I can always turn on the radio and work on it late into the night... I think I'll go to teh gym instead. In fact.. I totally will. I'm going to blow off doing my chores right after work and I'm going to the gym tonight. THere's no freaking way that I am going to end today with a half-ass workout. No sir.

[robertmcphersonerrors-blog]

Its Too Snowy For Cohesive Articles. So Notes.

Iron&Wine guy and Zach Galifianakis are the same dude right? Lets say yes.

Ludacris is going to be in Fast and Furious 5.

Is it time to bring back Lou Bega? Lets say yes. Again. 

I started watching Spartacus: Blood and Sand on Instant Netflix. Some things:

I'm not positive that the show is 100% historically accurate. 

The guy who made this has only seen like 2.5 things: 300, half of Gladiator and some video that involved breasts.

lots of people have sex with lots of other people. also lots of people get killed. Some in unpleasent ways.

Theres a blond guy who plays the "wiser best friend slave" who looks like Teller of Penn and Teller would look if he turned into a hulk. He talks though, so its not actually Teller

The dialogue is a tad unwieldy. 

It's exciting though.

thats all have prepared on that subject. So no more bulletpoints after this. 

Except this one.

I went for a Blizzardman stroll and saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, with a leather hood. Leather hoods are not a good look, can we agree on that?

There's a line in a Katy Perry about a "fort made out of sheets". Sheet-Fort? are you serious? how do you even do that? You're not even fucking trying! Woman, get some pillows, perhaps the back of a couch, dare i say beanbag chairs. thats how you get a stew going. Sheets? Don't make me laugh! You know what a sheet fort is? Either a weaksauce tent, or a ghost costume.

At the time of writing, nobody's even pretending that we might have school anymore. There is potential here for a sad morning for students if Umass decides to show nature how ballsy it is and have blizzard condition classes.

It would be sad for me too because i didn't do any latin homework.

The End. 

ps. I'm running out of ideas.