Castiel: Dean, you need to apologise to Sam.
Dean: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with.
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Castiel: Dean, you need to apologise to Sam.
Dean: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with.
I’m convinced Cas could feel Dean’s longing here, Exile on Main Street indeed
Sam: Why are you naked?
Dean: I don’t have clothes.
Sam, opening closet: What are you talking about?
Sam: You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Cas, that new flannel…
demon: I'm going to kill your husband!
Dean: my what?
demon: the angel *points at Cas*
Dean: he's not my husband?
demon: *slams fist* WHY NOT?!
I don't normally SPN but this quote was just... them.
Dean: Come on, Sam. Nobody actually believes that Cas is in love with me.
Sam, to everyone else: Raise your hand if you think that Cas is helplessly in love with Dean.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Dean: Cas, put your hand down.
Castiel the "I don't understand humanity" angel if the lord thinking him and dean are in a romantic relationship (because of course they are) and words like "buddy" or "pal" are romantic terms of endearment, so when someone says it to him at a grocery store or sth, he squints at them and says he's not interested, then leaves promptly leaving the poor person standing there, confused as hell because they just picked up the beer that fell out of his cart, what the hell?
I am unfortunately self aware enough to recognise my sibling has more swag and it pains me