#half-crazed rant

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MOTHERFUCKINGSHITPOOPGODDAMNIT

Sorry, guys. I've had the overwhelming urge to just burst into a string of curse words, like in The King's Speech all fucking day. Anyways, I hate when people say I'm "sick". Because I'm not. Sick is when you can stay in bed all day and drink Ginger Ale and feel better in a few days. This doesn't fucking go away. Trust me, I've tried.

On the other hand, what's up? What's everyone being for Halloween?

I'm thinking of being a Skittle. I like Skittles. I ate two packs of Tropical Skittles today. I'm such a fucking fatty.

I think that's it. That's all I have to say.

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What the hell is im5 and why does everyone keep trying to peer pressure me into liking them I just don't get it my mom was a good mom she taught me not to bow down to peer pressure but I'm feeling scared oh shit someone just knocked on my front door what if its im5 and they're here to kill me because i lied to my friend and told her i listened to them once and barfed green coffee please don't kill me i have shit to live for like the all time low fall tour and snowboarding and i haven't started a mosh at a miley cyrus concert yet and that's my life goal and also to try toasting a pop-tart on my car and throw sugar cubes off of the Eiffel Tower and i'm so wrapped up in completing my bucket list that i totally forget what i was dying about whew disaster averted.