#haljane

[portalship]

perhaps a haljane? a little haljane…

🩵 non day : request ! yandere haljane

[rogue-0f-time]

go my rare pair. perhaps a jane and hal? enjoying each other’s company?

Traditional sketches today yall.

[draiama]

could you draw… haljane… janehal…

[gummyslime]

janehal

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

hal is too guilty and jane hates having to clean the microwave after it

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

jane. get gcat out of there pls.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

jane would be the ultimate prankster so vines of her pranking the hell out of hal would definitely go viral

who breaks the most phones

jane.

who dies first

jane. ( :( )

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

jane since shes the only one who can eat. she has to use a lot of milk substitutes in her baking.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

lmao hal.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

hal for being a complete loser.

who uses the computer most

jane? hal doesnt really need a computer lol.

[gummyslime]

jane crocker: *exists*

lil hal: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[red-circuits]

I heard that you've never touched a human breast before. I believe that.

HAL: I've touched a goddess's breast before.

[red-circuits]

What do you think about Jane now that she's all robot-y?

HAL: Where do I even begin?

[gummyslime]

crockertier jane x hal is basically the manipulator getting manipulated and liking it too much