Grandma kink.

Hey. It seems you've wandered far enough onto the internet to have found my awesome blog where I talk and answer your inquiries. Oh yeah, man. We're doing this. We're making this happen.(Lil Hal RP/ask blog. Current Guest: None currently. Feel free to suggest a character.)

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△ do u have robo nipples and if so what is their diameter

no pls stop asking

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why are the sparklies so entertaining, the mouse sparklies i mean. whyyy

Sometimes you just gotta attract people to your blog with sparklies

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i changed the desktops to the computers in the computer lab to rare pepes

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these are common pepes and you are a farce

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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draw something like human!karkat horn licks troll!John and Halsprite so uh WTF

That’s not what this blog is for.

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hahaha oh my god i cannot believe dirk made you. Well aren't you just the cutest little bot. Shorty extraordinaire. That's you.

Why don’t you go bother Dirk, your favorite, hmm? I’m sure he’s more interesting to speak with.

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Hal, draw a hot porn  with him .. and Jake.

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FUCK ME SEMMMMMPAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII OMGF YOU MY DREAM <3

HAL: .............I am concerned.

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*poke*

Gasp. You poked me.

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what do you think about Horus and his, eh, artifacts?

HAL: They are perfect gifts for Dirk’s belated birthday.

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but Jane or Davesprite man?

HAL: I cannot decide. They are both aesthetically and romantically pleasing to me.

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What is your opinion on Damara?

HAL: My translator is making me feel very concerned about the things she is saying.

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-------- HAL: *heart eyes emoji*

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HAL: They are my quality friends, of course.

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You meat bags can make good decisions after all.

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(( HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU FOR 100+ FOLLOWERS EVEN THOUGH I WAS TAKING A SMALL HIATUS. I WILL GET THE BALL ROLLING AGAIN STARTING NOW. GIVE ME IDEAS FOR AN EVENT OR SPECIAL GUEST MAYBE? ))

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PSHH EASY IM THE BEST JANE CAUSE IM ACTUALLY TWO JANES ALL THE OTHER JANES CAMT FIGHT THE DOUBLE JANE *cuddles Hal 5ever*

What is even going on here.