#ham sandwhich

[nesuimaru]

Mouth Monster

[roseunspindle]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The Doctor regenerates after being shot by the dalek, his and roses stories continue from there. (lots of mentions of tea)

[yuri-yourie-youree]

So um... This is what i watch when I'm alone...

[time-sponges]

My favorite thing is that this world is so big that somewhere out there their is probably a small, angry man eating a ham sandwich.  Freaking magical

[god-beerandbanjos]

Omg I went to see Mumford & Sons in Phoenix Park on Sunday so I'm gonna right a big long thingy up on it

Omg I felt like I just saw them in December but that was actually 8 months ago today which makes me sad at how fast time is going but anyway. I wanted to get there really early because after being front row at their last gig which was the best feeling in the world I knew nothing would come close but even though I left early the fucking Dublin buses weren't running properly so I actually got their after gates opened.

The first band were Ham Sandwhich from ireland and they're were good and I laughed for like 1 billion years because they dedicated their song "Model" to winston and I saw his forehead watching them and I also saw Carey Mulligan which was cool. 

Then Edward Sharpe & Magnetic Zeros were on and I was so happy because I have wanted to see these live so badly since watching The Big Easy Express and they were so fab. There was this guy beside me who wanted to propose to his girlfriend so we all shouted "Let Him Propose" and then Jade from ESAMZ came down from the stage and gave her his microphone so he could propose and she was right beside me and it was so cool and then it wouldn't work so Alex came over and I like died.10/10 would recomend seeing them

Then the Vaccines came on and they were cool, Justin was really funny and came over to my side of the stage and sat down pulling stupid faces and i must say his hair has improved 100% since last year. Although the people around me were really pissing me off shouting things like "they're shit" and saying things like "I don't care about any bands here other than Mumford & Sons and Ben Howard" and that made me so angry I don't know how some people can be so disrespectful but they vaccines were great though

The Ben Howard came on and he was fab as usuall and he played a really good new song which I must find out the name of and The Burren which is written about his friends over here. I was actually really surprised tbh how I was litterly the only person I could see around me who knew any of the songs by any of the bands that were on that really shocked me. It was so hot but it was bareable since Ben Howard was like 5 metres in front of me. 

Then Mumford & Sons came on and I was so happy because they opened with Babel and I cried as I have done the last 2 times I've seen them, especially when I saw ted because he's fucking alive and people were laughing at me and giving me funny looks but idgaf and Ben had the most fabulous bright blue trousers on yeah that was great, I can't remember every song but they didn't play White Blank Page and I was so sad because that is my latest obsession even though I've been listening to it almost everyday for the past 3 years but oh well and then they played Lovers Eyes for the encore and I cried again and there was this couple in front of me who kept making out and feeling each other so I stood inbetween them lol and then they played Galway Girl which is basically the Irish National anthem and it was so great because every knew the words and sang along and they invited all the other bands on except they couldn't find the Vaccines lol and it was such a fab day except for all the annoying people around me but Mumford & Sons are just such wonderful people and Marcus said I'll see you next year and I was like noooooooooooooo because that's too long and now I'm suffering from concert depression so sorry for this really long post

[wesleygillian]

Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

[soyboytoy]

A girl I worked with today commented on my sandwhich today and said it looked really healthy. I stated that it was just ham and salad, to which she replied, "yeah that's heaps healthy, I don't get why people eat so healthy.".......... What is there to get, its delcious, its good for you, you make it and put it in your mouth...... Not that hard to comprehend.