Kurama, looking at Hamano from afar: He's so handsome.
Hamano: [trips over the lamp cable and breaks the lamp]
Kurama, in awe: A gorgeous loser.
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Kurama, looking at Hamano from afar: He's so handsome.
Hamano: [trips over the lamp cable and breaks the lamp]
Kurama, in awe: A gorgeous loser.
Kurama : i slept for 12 hours but i might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Hamano : bro that's coma.
Kurama : sounds festive.
Hamano, who do you want to kiss more? Hayami or Kurama?
HAMANO: … !? What? About that, um… I really… Can’t choose…
HAMANO: So… Is it okay… If I want to kiss both of them…?
KURAMA: …
HAMANO: I-I mean! Both of them are so important to me! Hayami is very supportive towards me and always manages to get some time to fish with me! He’s so hardworking and amazing! And Kurama is just so cute! Sometimes, he pretends to be this cold, distant guy but he’s just the sweetest! He keeps me in line and cares harder than anyone! So-
KURAMA: … Thank you
Kurama: I've been dropping him the most obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Hamano: Wow, he sounds stupid haha.
Kurama: But he's not! He's really smart, actually. Just dense.
Hamano: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, "hey, I love you!"
Kurama: Guess you're right.
Kurama: Hey, Hamano. I love you.
Hamano: Yes, exactly! Just say that!
Kurama, under his breath: For fuck's sake.
Hamano: If that flies over his head then, sorry Kurama, he's too dumb for you.
Kurama: Hamano...
Kurama: Snakes are ectothermic, meaning their body temperature is variable and regulated by external sources. So, they need sources of heat, like the sun, to warm up. You could say they're "solar-powered".
Hamano, who has been silently and intensively listening to him for about two hours (internally): Oh, how can I NOT kiss him?
Hamano: We should tell the world that we're bros, bro.
Kurama, whispering: We're bros.
Hamano: Why did you whisper it?
Kurama: 'Cause you're my world, bro.
Hamano, tearing up: Bro...
Hamano: Can you buy this for me, please?
Kurama: Of course, Kaiji.
Hayami: Y-you can't just pay for him!
Kurama: Sure I can, I'm his boyfriend. I can buy him anything he likes!
Hayami: But we're playing Monopoly!