-Runs an angry blog where they talk trash about their real life friends
-Probably the "little brother/sister" to Dear Evan Hansen
-Rebellious angsty teen years, but for forever
-"You can hate me, but I assure you I hate me more."
-Doesn't share the Netflix password
-Does not like Be More Chill, will fight
-Will murder you faster than Hamilton could
-"...and they were roommates."
-The mom friend of the group, and not by choice
-Will activate Mom Mode, meaning they will still not hesitate to beat you up
-Has to calm everyone down when there's group arguments
-Can't make cereal though? Like they burned the bowl. Burned the cereal.
-"Can everyone just...calm down?" *visibly being attacked*
-The only remotely good "child"
-Damnit get off the video games
-Drinks nothing but Mtn Dew
-Probably hides the fact that they've had a run in with the cops
-Draws in their free time with Dear Evan Hansen
-Nonstop references to their own musical
-"School is pitiful. Look at these pitiful children."