Joel: Dear Hammernet, I have a nail that I need to drive into a piece of wood, how can I achieve this goal?
Hammernet: Dear Joel, If you need to drive a nail into wood, a hammer is certainly the tool for the job, so get hammerin'!
Joel: Dear Hammernet, I don't have a hammer, how should I solve this problem?
Hammernet: Dear Joel, Do not fret! Hammers are available in all hardware stores all over the world, we suggest you head down to your local, and ask on of the qualifies store assistants to find the hammer that is right for you, good luck!
Joel: Dear Hammernet, I can't afford a hammer on my tight budget, is there another too you recommend for the job?
Hammernet: Dear Joel, We strongly advise you use a hammer! Don't worry if you can't afford one, although low-end hammers do start quite cheap. The hammer is the world's most popular tool, if you are friendly with your neighbours, why not pay them a visit and ask if you can borrow their hammer?
Joel: Dear Hammernet, I live on a cliff in a small house with my wife. She wants me to quit drinking but I can't.
Hammernet: Dear Joel, We are not trained to deal with this kind of problems, please speak to someone who is.
Joel: Dear Hammernet, hypothetically, if I wanted to kill another human being (for example my wife) would you recommend I use a hammer?