#handsomeransom11

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108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? 123: Dyed my hair?

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

You caught me, bro. I’m a binge-watcher.

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

GOODNESS YES. I mean, yeah, a couple of times.

123: Dyed my hair? 

My dad wouldn’t let me, so no.

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What songs describe your teammates and management?

I was going to take this seriously, but then I got to Shitty and I was having too much fun.

Jack: THIS  no, but this makes me think of Jack because it’s just up his alley and, like a blue collar man, he works really hard at what he does.

Bitty: Anything by ‘Yonce? But Halo reminds me of Bits the most, so it’s not really a descriptor, but it’s my boy’s song, you know? (But Bits is an Angel so, like, applies?)

Ransom: OATH BY CHER LLOYD AND BECKY G. OR GUARDIAN ANGEL BY RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS. Oh, right, not my songs to them, but about them, right.

Shitty: I think he’ll appreciate this. Nothing more than that.

Lardo: I couldn’t find suitable art songs. (Do you know how often paint the town is in songs? too many for me to find the one i’m thinking of.) So this seems appropriate.

Dex: You’re Welcome.

Nursey: Haha have fun figuring out why.

Chowder: The Actual Sunshine Child?

Whiskey: This one.

Tango: What a kid really. So curious. Like… 50 Cent, for instance.

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On this day, this American gives thanks to the country that raised the best man I’ve ever known: @handsomeransom11

Happy Canada Day to Canadians everywhere.

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Bro what prank are you gonna pull? Should we prank together?

Bro I’m not sure, but if we do prank together, it has to be the best prank of all time. The Grand Moo Maw of pranks.