#handstoyourself

[thedatingvigilante]

Read The Signs  #6

We know that men are visual creatures.  Men see what they like and instantly will gravitate toward their object of desire and delude themselves into thinking that if they like this woman, it MUST be mutual.  This is usually accompanied by a good chest beating and grunts

As the Great Gazoo would say “oh you dumb dumbs”🤣

I’m also a natural flirt, so I have to keep my body language in check when I am clearly NOT interested in a man. BUT it seems that men don’t know how to read body language as their visual queues are very much limited to the aesthetic. 

If a woman keeps her conversation short and curt, and keeps her limbs to herself and orders like a bird...she is NOT interested!!! 

Fav signs Dating Story: Lunch time date out by the airport.  Phone call, check.  Tall, check. Good job, check. In person, not check.  Actually he was Polish🙄  He became very handsy the second he saw me.  Short of smacking my ass as we walked into the bar, this 6′3 big boy wanted to make a statement to the cock fest waiting inside. He proceeds to order half the menu as I stick to my salad and single (that’s my go to order when I have zero interest) and he engages in his own lively talk track telling jokes and laughing at his own comedy. Even looking up at some of the dudes at the bar for some type of validation. 

I excuse myself to freshen up and upon my return tell him I have to jet.  Timing was good so he settled up with the server and we walked out with his hand on my hip.  I quickly removed it coyly as though I was adjusting my purse. 

As we get to my car I extend my hand to shake his and to thank him.  That’s when he leans in for a kiss.  I push him away and he berates me in the parking lot telling me I owed him a kiss for the lunch he bought.  He then pushed me up against my car and leans in again.  

Now I am no small woman but even a 6′3 250 lbs man will make my life a little difficult.  I planted my knee between his legs, thrust the cradle of my hand against the nape of his neck and threw all my weight shoving him up against the mini van behind him.  I yelled at him as loudly and aggressively as I could telling him “don't you ever fucking touch me again asshole”.   That got the attention of the other patrons leaving. I quickly got in my car and squealed out of the parking lot. 

Read the signs buddy 🤨

[thepinkvisions]

Some helpful tips on not reaping someone!!!! Stole this from my friend @lilybella! #stoprape #dontrape #handstoyourself https://www.instagram.com/p/BmJSiqglqh7oVsmVE0OBVlmNqUQwLMhIk3mEFk0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1idhgvqitk8p7

[official-rawboss]

I don't need folks both male/female in my life with them hoe tendencies. I have supported any and everyone in a relationship my entire life. Ya asses gone respect mine. That hoe shit ain't never been cool in my book. #Respect #MindYouSomeBusiness #FamilyAndGodFirst #NoHoeZone #Datway #Rawboss #YeahMane #LivingLife #AndHappy #WaterYourGrassNotMine #HandsToYourself (at Longview, Texas)

[lm2music-blog]

No lie... stop fighting each other. #domestic #domesticviolence #NoExcuse #HandsToYourself (at Raleigh, North Carolina)

[isthiscomingthrough-blog]

Cats for Myself (my selenagomez parody song)

can’t seem to sleep in my bed guess all the cat hair has got to me it itches and scratches no good dont even bother changin the sheets come on, schucks no more cats we cant do this like its broadway go ahead let their hair go to waste it cant be cat hair gin and juice

oh oh cause all of the kittens and phat cats keep falling from the sky and im crying, crying, im crying, crying all of the kittens and phat cats keep falling from the sky and im crying, crying, im crying, but i cant keep these cats for myself too many cats for myself cant keep these cats for myself too many cats for myself the vet said my cat is no good but pet doctors are stuuupido you can’t take a cat out the hood go ask ace venture pet detective

oh oh cause all of the kittens and phat cats keep falling from the sky and im crying, cryin, im cryin, crying all of the kittens and phat cats keep falling from the sky and im crying, crying, im cryin, but i cant keep these cats for myself too many cats for myself cant keep these cats for myself too many cats for myself too many cats for myself

i want them all, i know its wrong too many cats for myself give me one cat that will solve it all oh, i , i want only one only want one only one whoo who too many cats for myself i mean i could, but WHY I would be nuts

TOO MANY CATS FOR MYSELF CANT KEEP ALL THESE CATS FOR MYSELF TOO MANY CATS FOR MYSELF CANT KEEP KEEP ALL THESE CATS I WANT ONLY ONE AND NOTHING ELSE GIVE ME ONE CAT JUST FOR MYSELF JUST ONE CAT FOR MYSELF

i try to make a playlist a day and share it with the interweb; somedays i am so broken about life i dont do much except stare at the rain on the window sill. its hard to be alone even when you are free. making music and funny song thingys help me to let go. music is a gift just like comedy i try to just give it away and hopefully someday i can make a buck or two at it. i once had a job as a musician at pitty pats porch in atlanta, georgia. once i got the jorb my close friend said “arent you happy? you are now a professional musician.” i guess i always thought i would make more money than 50 bucks and some free food every session. it hasnt turned out that way yet. i am only 35. i truly would like to at least out live my pops who stuck it out on cancer till 69. who knows what will actually happen in life. maybe ill get rich someday doing art+music+food+fashion+acting+coaching+entertaining . a man should keep onto his dreams, desires, and wants. i am learning not to get to carried away in them. part of me ending up homeless and digging out of the trash cans for food, was because i thought i would make “it” by word of mouth and sharing like it use to happen. somebody told me on 9.11.16 “you can be great man. maybe the best ever.” i am not sure how to do that yet; and still. like make “it”. either way is i love #weirdalyankovic and always have since “eat it”. he brought joy and light= comedy to us. comedy has always been something close to my heart. i use to tell my momma “mom i want to be a comedy”. well, i think i’ve done good so far by the worlds view. i am deadbroke. some might say i have no fruit. the thing about that is i never have paid attention to what i have planted. i have always hoped i loved and cared enough to leave a trace of love, hope, grace, and care. if there is one thing i have learned from the teachings of jesus christ it is that i cannot take the time to really pay attention to what i do as far as out reach. like if i do i know my head will grow so darn big ill need someone to punch me straight between the eyes from time to time. see part of my battle with my body, my flesh, my church. is that i have always since i can remember been a fighter. like i enjoy hitting, jabbing, bobbing and weaving. and i really enjoy the sight of another mans blood. i still dream about being a boxer someday. before i get too far into writing a bunch of thoughts. i just want to say amen and peace to yall today. hope ya have a wonderfullfilled day later gators and to all the biters and haters sorry i aint your man i am who i am GEORGIANAVAJO, jwl, juanito, jon, or just jonathan is fine i am the guy trying to get “it”. like fame or whatevar “it” is. what is it? here’s a joke for ya anywho AND ILL TRY TO VIDEO TAPE THE hands to myself remix later. i gotta go check on my grands they older than dirt. please remind yourself i tend to work best in the sarcasm rolls on life. if we cant laugh then put a fork in me i am donezo me: knock knock you: who is there? me: al you: al who? me: al ain’t no yank or vick (confederate); he’s from California you: he is funny as shit check out my youtub chanel here= www.youtube.com/georgianavajo subscribe by clicking the botton to subscribe JUST DO IT GOSHDARNIT thingymajiggywhachamacallitthingy

[kbeastdaking-blog]

Halloween customs

It Halloween be whatever your heart desires.Fuck what people think and just cause a woman or man may want wear a custom that has short dress or skirts or shorts or like me have underwear on outside of there custom or reviling custom dose not give u the right to touch them.Nor dose it mean there asking to be touch in any way shape or form.Not everyone like be touch I don't know how many time I have to yell at people that touch my Mohawk I'm not a petting zoo nor is anyone else's.People don't realize how it feels when someone touch's you and you don't like to be touched.Yes I'll hug my close friends and family but that it.If someone tell u they don't like be touch then respect that and keep your hands to yourself this Halloween.

[skinnyandsingle]

Who Said You Could Touch Me, Bozo.

What is it with guys in their late fifties or sixties thinking they can just come along and put their arm around me or stuff their tongue in my mouth?

I must give off a “come fondle my hair” sort of pheromone, because random people just go ahead and touch me! I think you should keep your hands to yourself with strangers.

Unless he’s cute, that’s different.

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[unoriginaldon]

Sometimes when people touch me I want to rip off my skin and shove it down their throat. Keep your hands to yourself and respect my awkward need of personal space.