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shark vs the universe
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@skinnyandsingle
Well Hello There
Good morning!!!
Just a quick update.
I changed my blog name because skinny and single is stupid, really stupid. I like this better and truly reflects my nature more than S & S ever could.
I miss you all.
Take good care, my friends, I will see you soon.
Laura ❤
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Why I Don’t Travel
Why I Don’t Travel
There is no safe place.
Let’s go to Vegas!!! Oh. Let’s go to the clubs in Florida!!! Oh. Let’s go to school!!! Oh.
If it’s not safe to go to school in the US, why the fuck would I travel there?
Oh, why don’t you go to Mexico? Thirty years of travel advisories perhaps?
Take a cruise! You’d love a cruise! Would I? You know I worked in a travel agency and saw Titanic right? Sometimes they run out of…
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Why Grammar Fanatics Make Blogging A Drag
Why Grammar Fanatics Make Blogging A Drag
Simply put: there are actual professional bloggers. Since they make so much money, their blog is polished, affiliate link ridden, perfection. Their grammar is exceptional, their posts are worthy of every boring writer award you can find. Those bloggers have to be perfect, all the time, every time.
I don’t.
I’m a blogger who makes little to no income. I’m just having a good time, a reaaaaally good…
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How To Love Your Wrinkles When They Effin Hate You
How To Love Your Wrinkles When They Effin Hate You
I get it, a week ago you were young and beautiful and now you’re an old hag. You’re old, better than dead, right? Meh, I’m old too. ***waves (my arm-flab waved for an extra couple minutes.)
It’s easy to hate what you look like. Menopause made you gain weight. You’re a grouchy bitch….being miserable isn’t very pretty.
What ages you the most? Time. It’s simple, time is why you’re old. It’s nothing…
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Could You Kill Someone?
Could You Kill Someone?
All the chatter about arming school teachers is making me fricking ill. My eighth grade math teacher with a gun in her hand… jaysus.
So tell me, could you kill someone?
Play it out, all the way out. Don’t just think of that instant where you believe harm is coming your way, continue to the end.
Here:
1. You believe you are in danger 2. You shoot and kill him 3. You look down and see a 19 year old
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Don't Say These Three Things To A Stressed Out Person
Don’t Say These Three Things To A Stressed Out Person
I get stressed out, it takes a lot but it happens. Here are three things a stressed out person doesn’t need to hear.
1. Well just don’t stress about it.
K, you don’t know how stress works and make sure to engrave that on my tombstone. Stress isn’t a choice.
2. Well, why do you care so much?
I like suffering? I don’t know, I just do, I care about stuff…. sorry.
3. It’s not even that big a deal.
T…
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Four Things I Miss About Cable TV
Four Things I Miss About Cable TV
I, like everyone, has jumped on the “I hate cable companies, they should all die” bandwagon. I’d feel guilty but they have been robbing me for years.
Binging is my life now. (Don’t make a joke about purging, don’t make a joke about purging.)
There will always be things I miss about cable, and here are my top four:
1. No lazily flicking around channels landing on Judge Judy, Gordon Ramsey or some…
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This is Molly. Everyone say hi!
“Hi, Molly!!”
So, Molly needed a job, she wasn’t desperate, but she needed a job. She is highly educated, experienced and deserves a management position.
Molly applied for some jobs, and received a job interview. She nailed it. Good for her, I knew she would.
They offered her the job, she told them what she was worth. They tried to trim it down, she said no. She…
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Three Symptoms You Should Never Look Up Online
I’ve always heard that researching symptoms for yourself is disastrous. Various websites do have helpful information, but it’s easy to terrify yourself.
Here are three things that you should never look up online:
1. Shortness of breath – it’s a common symptom for various things. One look online, however, and you’re told you have lung cancer and you’ll die before next Christmas. The doctor may…
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Ya, You Have Ham In Your Beard
The other day, I started writing a post to share this ham story. This is actually not my ham story, my ham stories are super boring. Guess what? I ate ham. Fascinating right? No. Just no.
I decided to look into the origin of the ham story. I didn’t want to just go ahead taking credit for the brilliance of this ham story.
Can of worms – opened. I found the ham story on Snopes.
Summary:
So a woman…
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My Parents Did It And We Turned Out Fine
I enjoy stories from parents and grandparents about various things they did in the past.
Much of the fun comes from threads that always include the phrase “but my parents did it and we turned out fine.” We’ve forgotten that many of the rules today are because of deaths in the past. Helmets, seat-belts, and condoms are all designed to save you from ruining your life.
Let’s throw together some…
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Travel Bloggers - Don't Buy Into The Hype
Travel Bloggers – Don’t Buy Into The Hype
I see all these bloggers with their cute little travel blogs, they’re great. “Watch me travel the world and get paid for it, you can do it too.”
Can I? Can I really?
So I’m sitting in the dark on a stranger’s couch in Italy? Man, hook me up.
So I’m waiting in twenty five airports a year, lugging my life in a bag, not knowing if tonight’s bed will be comfortable. Dude, I’m there, that is the…
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I will be fifty this year. Officially I am ancient.
I must be old because I don’t understand anything. These millennials, always complaining about money, wah wah.
Why would you pay money for a tattoo if you’re so broke?
What’s with the expensive diets and grocery delivery? Hello Fresh? Hello bankruptcy.
What’s with the jewelry, watches and expensive purses? The coats, the shoes, the dresses?
Two…
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Fuck Tim Hortons?
Welcome to Ontario.
Since the beginning of this year I’m supposed to boycott both Giant Tiger and Tim Horton’s. Giant Tiger for laying off a portion of their staff and Tim Horton’s for cutting perks and benefits.
I’m not one for calling for a boycott of any business at any time. It’s stupid actually, the dumbest thing you can do. So you’re going to boycott a company for cutting benefits to…
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Writer's Block And The Pits Of Hell
Writer’s Block And The Pits Of Hell
You may hate me by the end of this post. Unfortunately, my sanity depends on my writing this, so you’ll have to voice your displeasure in my comment box… and you will, and I’m scared.
I haven’t written in a few weeks and we can blame #MeToo.
I don’t have the stomach for watching the constant beatdown of men on social media. It has put a damper on my sense of humour and I’m actually getting really…
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Men Buying Tampons
Look at em all, they’re everywhere. Men with confused looks upon their faces.
Here are four reasons you should never send a man to buy tampons:
1. It probably makes him uncomfortable. Well, unless he’s my kid, then he will juggle them in the store.
2. He doesn’t care about your stupid, bleeding vagina. Your vagina, your problem.
3. He will get you exactly what you said, even though the identical…
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Four Reasons I Screamed At Your Child
I am a reasonably patient person, I once waited at the Walmart deli counter for 25 minutes so I could save fifty cents. I went there for turkey, I was getting turkey.
Children test my patience, frequently. They do not give one shit. Worse, since the little brats aren’t mine, I can’t take away one block of their new Lego carousel and ruin their little lives. So here, I’ve collected four times I’ve…
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