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[teatimeparad0x]

hell0 friends

scratch has been rather slacking 0n being terrible t0 me lately it seems

which makes me incredibly w0rried because he usually f0ll0ws up with being even m0re h0rrible than usual

anyh0w this th0ught is depressing me s0 i request c0nversati0n bef0re i have t0 disappear yet again

talk t0 me ab0ut anything 0r tell me h0w y0u've been anything is fine

[teatimeparad0x]

hell0 i am back fr0m the dead and als0 have c0mputer privileges back s0 i am here t0 say hi t0 every0ne and that i am n0t quite dead

and als0 a happy human new year, i h0pe it was certainly m0re n0table than mine

[waxy-authority]

Hmm.

See this is the pr0blem with being Temp0rally Inclined

When I am 0nline near n0b0dy else is.

Except her but she s0rta intimidates me. 

[teatimeparad0x]

i am s0rry f0r an0ther extended absence 0n my part

my privileges were 0nce again rem0ved f0r a peri0d 0f time due t0 my "defiance" but i am back n0w f0r a while

i at least h0pe every0ne else is d0ing well??

(als0 if i have f0rg0tten t0 greet any0ne, hell0 and welc0me, i am the handmaid and this is my bl0gging platf0rm, it is a pleasure t0 bec0me acquainted with y0u and i h0pe we can establish a l0ng lasting friendship)

[teatimeparad0x]

hi i am the handmaid and i am actual shit

[teatimeparad0x]

0h yes i mustn't f0rget welc0mes as l0ng as i am here

hell0 i am a sad little girl and welc0me t0 my "bl0g"

[teatimeparad0x]

s0me0ne talk t0 me, i'm y0ung and in a perpetual state 0f sadness and suffering and need s0mething t0 distract me fr0m that unf0rtunate fact

[teatimeparad0x]

m0re late welc0mes s0rry, its hard t0 w0rk ar0und with my busy schedule (that s0unds big and imp0rtant but its really n0t its terrible)

anyways welc0me its a pleasure t0 meet y0u all and all that usual greeting stuff