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Traditi0nal and Kind 0f B0ring

@waxy-authority

Adriia/Waxy || The artist f0rmerly kn0wn as Handmaid

1,088 posts

Sep 14, 2017

Ugh. I kn0w I said I give up, but.

#I guess she's my resp0nsibility

Sep 10, 2017

I give up.

Does t)(is mean it’s time for me to come kill you, becod I’m acs)(oally doing my own fin rn, so~

N0, I specifically give up 0n what I was just d0ing.

I’m a g00d pers0n, I pay my taxes, I d0n’t need t0 give myself that particular stress ulcer.

#I have a pretty healthy family business t0 run. That w0uld be mildly inc0nvenienced by my death.

Sep 10, 2017

I give up.

Aug 15, 2017

waxy-authority folgt dir jetzt

Oh no~

Keep driving. They're getting away, Sugar.

Jul 31, 2017

I really just need t0 assign s0me0ne t0 d0 this f0r me.

I keep fucking f0rgetting t0 d0 it.

Jun 25, 2017

Fuck brand rec0gniti0n, I’m taking Cupcake’s template.

)(ey, w)(at t)(e fuck???~

This, evidently, is the fuck.

#I'm a mafia d0n.#I d0 illegal things.

Jun 25, 2017

Fuck brand rec0gniti0n, I’m taking Cupcake’s template.

#I'm n0t a MAID anym0re

Mar 17, 2017

)(ey guys, it’s me.

Past me’s Lurky was so small…

#Damn. Cupcake really c0mes int0 her 0wn as she ages.

Mar 9, 2017

@mcd4ddydr4gon

My skin is all wax. I g0t way t00 warm earlier, s0 I was a little translucent.

I let 0ut a l0t 0f fluid by mistake in a fight, and the replacement suspensi0n is clear. S0. Clear view.

TH4TS FUCK1NG D1DTURB1NG 4S H3LL

1 LOV3 1T

It’s certainly s0mething I’ll have t0 deal with a while.

FOR 4 WH1L3? w1LL 1T CH4NG3?

I'll heal.

#A teeny bit. Getting stabbed always hurts.

Mar 9, 2017

@mcd4ddydr4gon

My skin is all wax. I g0t way t00 warm earlier, s0 I was a little translucent.

I let 0ut a l0t 0f fluid by mistake in a fight, and the replacement suspensi0n is clear. S0. Clear view.

TH4TS FUCK1NG D1DTURB1NG 4S H3LL

1 LOV3 1T

It's certainly s0mething I'll have t0 deal with a while.

#Trickster. Anat0my is a little screwy.

Mar 9, 2017

@mcd4ddydr4gon My skin is all wax. I g0t way t00 warm earlier, s0 I was a little translucent. I let 0ut a l0t 0f fluid by mistake in a fight, and the replacement suspensi0n is clear. S0. Clear view.

#It's. Really unnerving t0 see y0ur 0rgans.

Mar 9, 2017

Y0u kn0w what's h0nestly the m0st unpleasant thing.

#I can see my heart #This is s0 repulsive.#body horror /

Feb 27, 2017

maid-of-wax:

Mhm. It’s like being signed up f0r a batshit s0r0rity with0ut meaning t0, s0. Y0u’re pr0bably better 0ff.

N0t that I kn0w 0f? And… kinda. I answer t0 Adriia, which is my name, as well as basically anything referring to wax. And yes. T0 us, Alphas are the tr0lls that’s made 0f meat and n0t candy.

DO YOU EAT MEAT? DO WE SOUND AS DELICIOUS TO YOU AS YOU MIGHT SOUND TO US? (I DON’T LIKE EATING CANDY BUT.)

ADRIIA IS A PRETTY NAME! MY NAME IS DAMARA.

S0metimes. It's a gamble th0ugh, because the salt c0ntent in m0st meat seas0nings is Hell.

Thank y0u! Damara is als0 a pretty name.

#Eh. Tricksters feel pain differently.#But. He definitely liked his candles.#abuse /

Feb 27, 2017

maid-of-wax:

That’s fair.

As her timelinemate I reserve the right t0 call her a different and equally stupid nickname.

SURE??? I DON’T KNOW WHO IS OF MY TIMELINE BUT I GUESS THIS MAKES SENSE? YEAH?

DOES SHE HAVE A NICKNAME FOR YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE CALLED SOMETHING OTHER THAN CANDY ALT? AM I WHAT YOU’RE CALLING AN ALPHA? LIKE ALPHA TIMELINE?

Mhm. It's like being signed up f0r a batshit s0r0rity with0ut meaning t0, s0. Y0u're pr0bably better 0ff.

N0t that I kn0w 0f? And... kinda. I answer t0 Adriia, which is my name, as well as basically anything referring to wax. And yes. T0 us, Alphas are the tr0lls that's made 0f meat and n0t candy.

#Usually dr0ps fr0m the wind0w #repeatedly.#0R a l0t 0f S0da but that was kind 0f mean.#(it didn't help that I'm s0 squishy.)

Feb 27, 2017

maid-of-wax:

Yep. Just a teeny little Entire Timeline Expl0si0n.

Candy C0ndy. Her s0ulsweet is a Cupcake, s0.

OH. YES. I JUST GOT CONFUSED BY THE NAME BECAUSE EVERYONE I SEE CALLS HER SUGARY?

That's fair.

As her timelinemate I reserve the right t0 call her a different and equally stupid nickname.

#A s0ulsweet is that stupid weird head access0ry that is just kinda stuck near 0ne 0f y0ur h0rns.#We c0ined the term 0n Tumblr - The actual w0rd in Trickster d0esn't translate well.#And I admittedly am n0t very familiar with tr0ll life - Trickster 0R Alpha. Even n0w it's just. Weird.#(I tried t0 eat him a few times. Didn't w0rk 0ut well....)

Feb 27, 2017

maid-of-wax:

If Cupcake wasn’t lazy I w0uld be dead by n0w!~

But. That’s 0ver. 0ur timeline expl0ded a little.

A LITTLE BIT? JUST A SMALL ENTIRE TIMELINE EXPLOSION?

WHO IS CUPCAKE??

Yep. Just a teeny little Entire Timeline Expl0si0n.

Candy C0ndy. Her s0ulsweet is a Cupcake, s0.

#He was a jawbreaker.#And m0st 0f the Felt is still here.#Minty m0therfuckers + 0ne Strawberry Lady. And me.

valorousimperial

Feb 27, 2017

copycat chili’s molten lava cakes

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

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