#hangdaddy

[greenorangevioletgrass]

listen. @inklore and i are just having a CRISIS over the glendad/hangdad content so im just gonna get this off my chest

warnings: baby talk, fluffy fluff, smut (creampie, dirty talk, lactation kink)

despite his asshole tendencies, hangman is fucking POPULAR with kids. summer cookouts? weddings? birthdays? his friends’ kids all wanna hang out and play with Uncle Hangy. and at one point, he would def turn to you and say, “i want one 🥺”

he would gush about how cute babies are, and how much they’ll look like you and him etc etc, ALL the good shit, but you always just laugh it off and he leaves it at that. UNTIL… you two are in bed, things are getting hot and heavy, and he says some nasty shit during sex like

i wanna come inside you so bad, over and over until you’re all round and pretty for me and your tits are so swollen that i’d suck the milk out of you for relief

im sorry this got nasty whew

but you best believe that when the two lines appear on the test pack, he would sweep you off your feet and spin you round and when he puts you down, you realize he’s crying. when you do point it out, he cries even harder —like full-on sobbing 😭😭😭