Jun 2, 2021
Hot pocket is starting a new ad campaign where they are installing biodegradable cameras in their snack. They record the snacker as they stand at the microwave watching their snack to be spin in an appetite inducing fashion. The camera is inevitably destroyed in this process but not before the footage is uploaded to the hot cloud or cloud pocket or something like that. What is this collection of data to be used for? What fate awaits? What's in store for this repertoire? Not many are privy to the answer. Gorki knows but won't tell.
-Sam B. (My bro)