#hannibal shitpost

[tiredegggo]

Happy Hanniversery!

[hannibalsleatherchair]

“i asked chat gpt”

well I asked will graham and he rolled his eyes back, had a seizure and whispered “this is my design”

[goose-smoothie]

Stop using passive language!

instead of saying 'sorry', say, 'this is my design'

instead of saying 'excuse me', say, 'it isn't very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living'

instead of saying 'I don't wish to talk about this', say, 'you won't like me when I'm psychoanalysed'

instead of saying 'please', say, 'I'll say pretty please'

instead of saying 'it's complicated', say, 'he left me with a smile' and then show them your enormous disembowelment scar, you fucking weirdo

[theajnabi]

this feels a little TOO accurate

[anoldfriendfordinnerr]

[pesky--dust]

Saw this in different fandom and decided it goes pretty good with Hannibal, too.

[asadstatue]

People: Will was manipulated he didn't know what he was doing poor innocent boy

Meanwhile Will to Bedelia: I am going to set my man free and then we WILL fucking eat you only because you got to fuck him and I didn't you nugget bitch

[yumitora]

will being all coy and flirtatious as he says “i need your help, hannibal” followed by a little “please” and hannibal has the most UTTERLY pleased smile in his straitjacket. the gay people are having raw sex in front of me ref do something