Sad Statue

Statue/Stat, she/her, Queer, A SICK FUCK: The gloomy Statue trying to fit into the world and enjoy Hannibal

[asadstatue]

❝This Is My Design❞

Fannibal | Punk At Heart | Alt

"I don't know if I can save myself. Maybe that's just fine."

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✦ Stat/Statue | Queer | 26 | Metalhead | Painter | Crowtistic

Haunted by Hannibal, metal and gore

✦ I love making friends. So if we're in a fandom together then YOU'RE FREN. So yeah.

✦ Weirdo, severely gay, maddeningly tired, professional yearner

✦ Can find most of my edits on tiktok too if you want: a.sad.statue

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Currently here for Hannibal only, but here are some of my other interests:

Metal and subgenres

Linkin Park, Rammstein, Motionless in White

Supernatural, Doctor Who, Person of Interest, Sherlock, The Blacklist, Half Man

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My kitchen is always open to friends. ;) come by, say hi, be it for a vent, or to feel less alone, to share headcanons, edit ideas or req, whatever.<3

[asadstatue]

...why the fuck did you say "do you need help" is that a threat???? like yes i would like help but idk if i can fuckin trust you????

- @respect-the-tats

How exactly am I going to threaten you, I'm not even 160cm the worst I can do is to nibble on your toes which miiight do some damage.☝️

Am I so hard to trust? Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

[respect-the-tats]

damn girl you got a thing for toes? thats alright with me~ ;) and also you're a stranger on the internet so idk if i can fuckin trust you or knot

[respect-the-tats]

NOT I MEANT NOT NOT KNOT HOLY SHIT-

[asadstatue]

I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-

(well maybe fingers not toes but that's irrelevant..)

You just promised to buy me fries how did I become a stranger and I'm surprised you looked for the meaning of a knot. Did you enjoy what you found?

[respect-the-tats]

ok fine. Freud kan sutte mine nosser. Take that with a grain of salt, chucklefucks.

[asadstatue]

I could already guess what it meant, wow.

I mean he still probably didn't deserve that☝️

[respect-the-tats]

(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

that's a doggo, alright. look at that lil fucker. i love him so fuckin much.

[asadstatue]

I love how it took you a little while between writing the post and choosing tags to realize it's you:D

I mean. He even has the same look in his eyes ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

[respect-the-tats]

FUCK OFF! I do NOT look like a sad fucking pitbull! Nuh uh! No way! My kid is laughing so fuckin hard right now I wanna die. Thanks.

[asadstatue]

I never said he was sad I just said he was cute and innocent-"like" (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) and your kid agrees with me I think we win this one ksks

[respect-the-tats]

>:[ i am the opposite of innocent, bub. and leave benny out of this! he can't even read yet!

[asadstatue]

Well fair point on being not innocent but how are you sure you aren't cute?

Also, he doesn't have to be able to read to make one of these for you, does Benny enjoy crafting?(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

[respect-the-tats]

I dont fuckin know. Maybe? I haven't asked him. I will. But I am NOT wearing some stupid girly fuckass shit like that. No way.

[asadstatue]

Well okay not as a necklace but as a bracelet that says Tonny maybe? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) even if I say pretty please? Besides, if your son has made things for you then you'd better wear it, don't break his little heart :(

[respect-the-tats]

..........fine. i won't "break his little heart" but i'll ONLY wear it to school functions and shit like that. ugh. you people are so fuckin demanding. jesus christ haven't you read the fuckin tat on the back of my neck? gimme a li'l!

[asadstatue]

I accept that I guess (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Are you gonna tell me that you won't just feel all warm and fuzzy and giggling watching a bracelet your son's made you?

[respect-the-tats]

...no? I've never fuckin felt that way in my life???

[asadstatue]

How sad :( you're truly missing out if you ask me. Then the bracelet is a must.

[respect-the-tats]

MY "TEENY TINY THINGIE"?! HOW DARE YOU

[asadstatue]

BRO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID IT WAS TINY (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

[respect-the-tats]

Its like 5 inches at most. I did some research and actually its not all that small. Huh.

[asadstatue]

Give me time to do my own research I haven't encountered many cis men in that regard to have enough knowledge (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[respect-the-tats]

Ugh fine. The hellsite wins. I guess im "adorable" or what the fuck ever. Jesus fuckin christ. Im gonna go ask Benny if he likes crafts.

[asadstatue]

You're also handsome as fuck if that's soothing for your nerves.🤷

(⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) I hope Benny does like crafts. A few reminders of how loved a father is never has killed anyone :3

[respect-the-tats]

He does. He's workin on that fuckin bracelet right now. Cutest fuckin kid in the whole goddamn world. I couldnt be prouder right now.

Oh, you think im handsome, do you?~ Benny doesnt have to be the only person to sit on daddy's knee, you know 😏

[asadstatue]

See? This is what I mean by adorable. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) Tell me again it doesn't make you feel good that he's making that little bracelet for you.

What can I say, I like complimenting people for what they are🤷

Also. You're inviting a menace who enjoys annoying you to your lap, are you aware?

[respect-the-tats]

Come and menace me all you like~ im not lonely youre lonely

[asadstatue]

Nothing wrong with being lonely, just saying¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ you're really something though did you know? Acting all tough which to your credit you are in ways but on the other hand it makes reading you emotionally easier-

I'm gonna take your invitation seriously and menace you to the point of annoyance anyway>:3

[respect-the-tats]

Alright alright Jesus I'll eat your fuckin soup. Goddamn. No need to guilt-trip me. Fuck a duck. Menace away, idgaf

[asadstatue]

Didn't quite...mean to...guilt trap you but great :3 amazing :3 perfect :3

[respect-the-tats]

SOFTIE?! HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I TAKE VIAGRA- oh wait you meant that in a good way. sorry.

[asadstatue]

Do you, though?

[respect-the-tats]

*sigh* yes. Yes I do. BUT DONT TELL ANYONE, OK?? jeez. You people are so fucking nosy.

[asadstatue]

Well people get curious if you bring it up accidentally(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) not going to tell anyone though, don't worry. (Unless I want to blackmail you for food.....)

[respect-the-tats]

"accidentally" lol yeah.

[asadstatue]

My not very good friend Freud has things about this to say.....(⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[respect-the-tats]

"not very good friend freud" yeah he's dead bub, hate to break it to ya but i killed him. i got sick of that old bastard's shit (i'm joking, but i fuckin WISH i'd killed that old fart)

[asadstatue]

I do wish you had killed him too.

OLD FART?! T-T okay if you're inventing curse words how do you feel about the word "fartcan".

[respect-the-tats]

"Fartcan" I like that. Imma use that when referring to my asshole dad who is dead by the way it wasnt me I didnt do it

[asadstatue]

Glad it has your approval (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) I did use it for cars with bad drivers but then it sounded applicable to everything....

Also. Why did you feel the need to clarify you didn't do it?

[will-grahams-gun]

Hannibal coming home after a long day and falling to his knees to make Will's lap a home for his face save me

Hannibal insisting on pulling him in and greeting Will with a kiss every time they've been apart for a minute save me

Hannigram making coffee for eachother when their intimate plans for the night require them to be more awake than they are turning into a pavlovian thing save me

Will snaking his hands around Hannibal's front when he's cooking and getting rewarded for his closeness by tasting everything first save me

Will's body responding involuntarily every time Hannibal makes a point of kissing the sensitive scar tissue of his stomach first saaaave meee

Hannigram cutting eachother's hair and trimming or shaving their facial hair in the morning save meeeeeee

[patchouii]

Happy pride month, followers, friends & fannibals! To celebrate, have some WOTL fanart of two canonically queer messes making a splash— fun rainbow edition! 🌈 💖

[neitherofusideal]

[asadstatue]

Bunny Banyai. I'm constantly thinking of him. Where are you little bunny...

[problematic-adorer]

Yummy Banyai 🤤

[asadstatue]

Very yummy...>:3

[g-h-0-s-t-i-e]

"In that case, you're dining with a psychopathic murderer, Frederick."

[solaceoftheshad0ws]

....anotha one 😩

[asadstatue]

"You always thought there was something wrong with you because you don’t feel things the way other people do. But she always felt that was what made you beautiful. She wanted you to know that if you were a shape, you were a straight line. An arrow."

[asadstatue]

[asadstatue]

Everyone is there Bruce Lee style...

...and then there's Nigel.

[wrathful-lambb]

I mean...

[asadstatue]

They truly belong to each other💀

[respect-the-tats]

(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

that's a doggo, alright. look at that lil fucker. i love him so fuckin much.

[asadstatue]

I love how it took you a little while between writing the post and choosing tags to realize it's you:D

I mean. He even has the same look in his eyes ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

[respect-the-tats]

FUCK OFF! I do NOT look like a sad fucking pitbull! Nuh uh! No way! My kid is laughing so fuckin hard right now I wanna die. Thanks.

[asadstatue]

I never said he was sad I just said he was cute and innocent-"like" (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) and your kid agrees with me I think we win this one ksks

[respect-the-tats]

>:[ i am the opposite of innocent, bub. and leave benny out of this! he can't even read yet!

[asadstatue]

Well fair point on being not innocent but how are you sure you aren't cute?

Also, he doesn't have to be able to read to make one of these for you, does Benny enjoy crafting?(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

[respect-the-tats]

I dont fuckin know. Maybe? I haven't asked him. I will. But I am NOT wearing some stupid girly fuckass shit like that. No way.

[asadstatue]

Well okay not as a necklace but as a bracelet that says Tonny maybe? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) even if I say pretty please? Besides, if your son has made things for you then you'd better wear it, don't break his little heart :(

[respect-the-tats]

..........fine. i won't "break his little heart" but i'll ONLY wear it to school functions and shit like that. ugh. you people are so fuckin demanding. jesus christ haven't you read the fuckin tat on the back of my neck? gimme a li'l!

[asadstatue]

I accept that I guess (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Are you gonna tell me that you won't just feel all warm and fuzzy and giggling watching a bracelet your son's made you?

[respect-the-tats]

...no? I've never fuckin felt that way in my life???

[asadstatue]

How sad :( you're truly missing out if you ask me. Then the bracelet is a must.

[respect-the-tats]

MY "TEENY TINY THINGIE"?! HOW DARE YOU

[asadstatue]

BRO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID IT WAS TINY (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

[respect-the-tats]

Its like 5 inches at most. I did some research and actually its not all that small. Huh.

[asadstatue]

Give me time to do my own research I haven't encountered many cis men in that regard to have enough knowledge (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[respect-the-tats]

Ugh fine. The hellsite wins. I guess im "adorable" or what the fuck ever. Jesus fuckin christ. Im gonna go ask Benny if he likes crafts.

[asadstatue]

You're also handsome as fuck if that's soothing for your nerves.🤷

(⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) I hope Benny does like crafts. A few reminders of how loved a father is never has killed anyone :3

[respect-the-tats]

He does. He's workin on that fuckin bracelet right now. Cutest fuckin kid in the whole goddamn world. I couldnt be prouder right now.

Oh, you think im handsome, do you?~ Benny doesnt have to be the only person to sit on daddy's knee, you know 😏

[asadstatue]

See? This is what I mean by adorable. (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) Tell me again it doesn't make you feel good that he's making that little bracelet for you.

What can I say, I like complimenting people for what they are🤷

Also. You're inviting a menace who enjoys annoying you to your lap, are you aware?

[respect-the-tats]

Come and menace me all you like~ im not lonely youre lonely

[asadstatue]

Nothing wrong with being lonely, just saying¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ you're really something though did you know? Acting all tough which to your credit you are in ways but on the other hand it makes reading you emotionally easier-

I'm gonna take your invitation seriously and menace you to the point of annoyance anyway>:3

[respect-the-tats]

Alright alright Jesus I'll eat your fuckin soup. Goddamn. No need to guilt-trip me. Fuck a duck. Menace away, idgaf

[asadstatue]

Didn't quite...mean to...guilt trap you but great :3 amazing :3 perfect :3

[respect-the-tats]

SOFTIE?! HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I TAKE VIAGRA- oh wait you meant that in a good way. sorry.

[asadstatue]

Do you, though?

[respect-the-tats]

*sigh* yes. Yes I do. BUT DONT TELL ANYONE, OK?? jeez. You people are so fucking nosy.

[asadstatue]

Well people get curious if you bring it up accidentally(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) not going to tell anyone though, don't worry. (Unless I want to blackmail you for food.....)

[respect-the-tats]

"accidentally" lol yeah.

[asadstatue]

My not very good friend Freud has things about this to say.....(⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[respect-the-tats]

"not very good friend freud" yeah he's dead bub, hate to break it to ya but i killed him. i got sick of that old bastard's shit (i'm joking, but i fuckin WISH i'd killed that old fart)

[asadstatue]

I do wish you had killed him too.

OLD FART?! T-T okay if you're inventing curse words how do you feel about the word "fartcan".

[asadstatue]

...why the fuck did you say "do you need help" is that a threat???? like yes i would like help but idk if i can fuckin trust you????

- @respect-the-tats

How exactly am I going to threaten you, I'm not even 160cm the worst I can do is to nibble on your toes which miiight do some damage.☝️

Am I so hard to trust? Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

[respect-the-tats]

damn girl you got a thing for toes? thats alright with me~ ;) and also you're a stranger on the internet so idk if i can fuckin trust you or knot

[respect-the-tats]

NOT I MEANT NOT NOT KNOT HOLY SHIT-

[asadstatue]

I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-

(well maybe fingers not toes but that's irrelevant..)

You just promised to buy me fries how did I become a stranger and I'm surprised you looked for the meaning of a knot. Did you enjoy what you found?

[asadstatue]

Everyone is there Bruce Lee style...

...and then there's Nigel.

[honeygrahambitch]

It's kinda insane that when Hannibal visits Will's motel room he directly asks if he may come in. Like - sir, excuse me - it's the second time you're meeting this man and you are already initiating unprotected sex

[asadstatue]

...why the fuck did you say "do you need help" is that a threat???? like yes i would like help but idk if i can fuckin trust you????

- @respect-the-tats

How exactly am I going to threaten you, I'm not even 160cm the worst I can do is to nibble on your toes which miiight do some damage.☝️

Am I so hard to trust? Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò