Since it's fifteen days till Christmas and I like to be inclusive around the holidays...
...I'm going to do all my season's greetings now, rather than wait till the 25th when half of them have gone by already. Admittedly, a number of these are already belated, but hey, it's the after-thought that counts right? Alrighty, HERE WE GO:
Adventageous Advent!
Blessed Saint's Days (All of them, so not listing them individually)!
Patriotic Great Union Day of Romania!
Activism-filled World AIDS Day!
Nationalistic National Day of United Arab Emirates!
Celebratory Sinterklaas in the Netherlands!
Fun-filled Father's Day in Thailand!
Independent Independence Day in Finland!
Constitutional Constitution Day in Spain!
Pleasant Saint Nicholas Day in Greece!
Respectful Pearl Harbour Day in the United States!
Bueno Dia de la Madre en Panama!
Holy Day of the Mary Immaculate Conception!
Another constitutional Constitution Day in Romania! (Man, you guys are busy this month, also this is the last belated greeting in the list thus far)
Joyous Egil Skallagrimsson's Day for all my Viking worshippers out there!
Thoughtful Human Rights Day!
Bueno Día de la Virgen de Guadalupe in Mexico!
Joyous Jamhuri Day in Kenya!
Well-lit Saint Lucy's Day!
Historical Bill of Rights Day in the United States!
Pleasing Zamenhof Day! (If anyone can explain this one to me, I'd be grateful)
Victorious Victory Day in Bangladesh!
Reconcilible Day of Reconcilliation in South Africa!
Happy Hannukah (or Chanukah, I'm not sure which spelling is more correct)!
Snow-filled First Day of Winter!
Superb Winter Solstice in the Northern Hemisphere and Summer Solstice in the Southern Hemisphere!
First-rate Yule (Is this still celebrated?)!
Excellent Emperor's Birthday in Japan!
A Festivus for the rest of us!
Emotionally fulfilling HumanLight!
Exciting Christmas Eve!
Merry Christmas!
Agreeable Boxing Day to all my Commonwealth buddies!
Pleasing Day of Goodwill!
Favourable Kwanzaa!
Unifying Independence and Unity Day in Slovenia!
Proclamatory Proclamation Day in South Australia!
Congenial Rizal Day in the Philippines!
and a very Happy New Year's to all!
(If I've missed any holidays, I do apologize and I hope you have a good one. Provided it's not something like "Kill all the gays" Day, then you can just piss right off.)