Aug 31, 2014
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I had a dream last night that I was surrounded by puppies and baby monkeys while walking down the street and I woke up to a text from my mom saying she made me bacon and biscuits it's been a cool day so far
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🙉✨🐶
I had a dream last night that I was surrounded by puppies and baby monkeys while walking down the street and I woke up to a text from my mom saying she made me bacon and biscuits it's been a cool day so far
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*Jp is coming home today and we get to cuddle *I am so close to hopefully getting a killer promotion at work *I am about to make more art than I have ever made in one semester *I am working super hard and I am very proud of myself right now
happyclaire replied to your post “andy’s watching bates motel on tv and this show is fucking freaky esp...”
DETACH WOMAN! IT IS OUT THERE NOT HERE WITH YOU, NOT IN YOUR LIFE, IT IS NOT REAL FOR YOU, YOU ARE SAFE AND PROTECTED LIKE HARRY WAS PROTECTED BY LILY (LMOA GOOD ANALOGY) YOUR BODY INVINCIBLE AND YOUR MIND WILL BE AT PEACE WHILE YOU SLUMBER
did u read my prev post lmao i keep having horrible dreams lately i'm so freaked out the other day it involved guns yesterday it was some freaky murder idk what the fuck im scared
protected by LILY
THAT'S WHY HE ENDED UP IN DANGER FOR LIKE 7 YEARS RIGHT????? that's why he ALMOST DIED right
also where are u i messaged u on skype i can't stop laughing u make me so happy claire (GET IT GET IT !!!! I'M HILARIOUS. LOVE ME)
WHere is CLAIRE I n eed her
JUST WENT ON MY OLD WHATSAPP AND WOW.YOU AMUSE ME ENDLESSLY!!hahahahahah I LOVE YOU
You're the worst human being alive.
Woke up this morning and found a message from HAPPYCLAIRE in my inbox. HAPPYCLAIRE. I spent weeks and months and years thinking HAPPYCLAIRE was dead but apparently she isn't, she just sucks at responding to texts.
Oh my god I hate you.
But in a really, really, big, I LOVE YOU TO FUCKING DEATH kind of way.
Come back to me, baby <3
This needs to be published because a message from happyclaire comes once in a blue moon. I must cherish whatever little attention you pay to me. I am eternally grateful to you for gracing my miserable blog with your divine presence. What do I owe you in return, my queen?
:P
Bahahaha I LOVE YOU.
I will wait another 16 years for you to get back to me on this one.
Endless, undying love <3 <3 <3 <3
P.S. Did you and Vigdis have sex? Without me? I'm disappointed. Here's hoping that our magical threesome will come one day!!!
happyclaire replied to your post: happyclaire replied to your post: I love you all....
I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE ON MY DASHBOARD EACH TIME I’M ON TUMBLR (WHICH ISN’T A LOT ANYMORE)! TALK ABOUT “MEANT TO BE STALKED!” BLAME THE UNIVERSE. HIHI. I’M ON MY PHONE. CAN’T SKYPE BABYYYYY. BUT I HAVE WHATSAPP NOW!
Lies. ALL LIES.
You just come looking for my pretty face, that's all. Don't need to pretend. I'm just as much obsessed with you, babycakes. <3
TEXT ME. Nowwww. Or else I'll leave you thousands of threatening voicemails <3
happyclaire replied to your post: happyclaire replied to your post: K, T,...
#retard #retard #retard —-TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE :D
Get on skype or text me instead of stalking my posts, slut.
happyclaire replied to your post: I love you all. Just sayin’.
You stink. Just sayin’. :):)
This is why you're my best friend.