#haqker

[danceswithdinosaurs]

happy birthday bro *sucks ur dick*

thank you for the birthday wish

but my dear friend the only thing being sucked today is the good word of the lord CAN I GET AN AMEN

[synthmama]

@haqker said:  ‘ hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted! ’ // meme.

“That’s great and all, but -- I’m still not putting one on.” Quinn smiles -- something friendly, meant to ease the sting of the decline -- but her nose scrunches up all the same; a hand splaying out as if to say, ‘really, it’s fine.’ A few seconds pass, and she regards the other with a contemplative look. “Though, that begs the question: which category do you fall under?”

[mostloquacious-moved]

“Are you wearing pyjamas?”

the death of stalin starters.

            “What?? No.” There’s a slight change to his expression that could be interpreted as offense. He shakes his head, but slender fingers start picking at the sweater he’s wearing. “What do you even want??”

[grimesucker]

❛ you should go . ❜ // 53N73NC3 574R73R5 // @haqker​ 

                                                           “ yeah , FUCK THAT. ”

            another who finds him UNASSUMING---& what’s WITH this shit ?  SURE , he doesn’t have the same YEARS as many of the other 6R1M35UCK3R5 in the area , deemed lesser simply  because his survival hasn’t SPANNED AS LONG---but he’s got an attitude as broad as his shoulders & a MEAN right hook ; not to mention an ADVANTAGE in the form of enhanced repairation capabilities - slice him up , count to ten , & the wound is SEALED--- a power he’s able to SHARE , mending those with a connection he can latch his Drive onto . paired with his AGILITY , his STAMINA , & his frankly IMPRESSIVE stubbornness , his SURVIVAL is not so SURPRISING - he paints a CAPABLE opponent .                                                 let’s see how that fight would go , asshole .

UNDERESTIMATION simply ensures he won’t TAKE YOUR SIDE , healing properties kept to HIMSELF in favor of watching a piss-mouth’d 5741N bleed out------

so , ARMS FOLD , the mender leaning back until shoulders meet the wall; if these new punks aren’t here for him , than he won’t step in to benefit either side .

                                                            “ i wanna see how this plays out .”

[demonslayvr]

@haqker​  --   “ you know i always have your back . ”

                                                          hurt  /  comfort

                >> 🔥 <<        ❝       I DO,   ‘n i hope y’know that th’ same is handed t’ward you.  if y’ever need a hand i’m   GONNA   be there if y’ask.      ❞        

[vanishout]

@haqker : fortune doesn’t favor fools.

prompt    .

and here he thought he managed to outsmart her with his decoys. hands still, caught right in the middle of reloading his weapon, before he turns to face her. his mind races a mile a minute, too fast, all in the attempts to figure how he can escape this alive. not unscathed, just alive. he barely registers the need to call out to his teammates. hello ! your very lovely friend, mirage ── the guy you all adore, needs some help over here ! it gets caught in his throat and he hopes it isn’t too obvious the nervous gulp he takes to steady himself. despite it all, a cocky smile twists upon his features ; plastered instantly and full of teeth.  ❛ and i’m guessing i’m the fool in this ── what is it, scenario ? ❜  the crowd’s watching and it makes his words bold and mirthful.

sooner or later his team will connect the dots. with him not speaking and filling their ears with nonsense, they’re bound to get curious as to what he’s up to. that or he just needs to wait long enough before he’s able to use vanishing act. whatever, he’ll figure something out ! just keep her talking ! yeah, he can do that. no sweat. that was the easy part.  ❛ see, this is where you’re wrong because i think it does. ❜  he doesn’t have the ammo to survive attacking first anyway. the last team fight he was in proved useless with not enough supplies dropped to hold them over. so maybe he is the fool, to let down his guard for even a split second, to think they’d all catch a break. that’s never how the game works, of course. eyes don’t stray from her, but he’s all too aware of how close the door is : if he’s quick then there’s still a fighting chance. all he has to do is run and not get hit. man, the plan could really use some tweaking, but he doesn’t have time for that.  ❛ if i wasn’t lucky, you would’ve killed me right on the spot. ❜

[initcne-arch]

🔥🔥🔥

send me a 🔥 for an unpopular opinion.

i do believe angela moss deserved so much better, and i hate that she was just killed off like that in the s4 premiere. at the same time though her death felt…okay. i would have much rather seen her killed off in a much later episode. i would have much rather seen her have an arc in s4. but EVERYONE was killed off in s4 ( except for dom, who was written off ) until it was just the alderson siblings left. so i hate that angela’s character was killed off like that, but i’m not mad that she did die. i’m mad that she went out the way she did.

and while we’re on the subject of angela, i do NOT understand all the hate she gets. everyone hates her for manipulating elliot like she did in s3, which i totally get, but you know who ELSE was manipulating the hell out of elliot?? tyrell goddamn wellick. but people love their shitty white male faves!! i see you, misogynists.

*me holding a megaphone* elliot / the mastermind is a shady and morally gray motherfucker and i guarantee if we’d had his voiceover when he pulled That Shit on olivia, no one would have thought twice about it and been mad that he did it. i’m not at all condoning what elliot did to olivia. it was Big Yikes. everyone complained about it feeling out of character. but honestly?? he’s done shit before. we just always had him explaining or excusing his actions. we don’t have that in s4. sorry elliot al.derson isn’t your uwu weeboo hacker bby you all make him out to be.

[holowitted]

@haqker​ sent:  “ it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet ”

TEN MINUTE POWER HOUR   »   ACCEPTING!!

     “ whhhhoawhoawhoa--- you don’t just INSULT a man and his pork chops like that! c’mon now... ”

  hands may be held out incredulously, but there’s something in his expression that suggests he’s genuinely hurt by the comment. if there’s ONE THING that mirage takes seriously, it’s pork chops, and that goes double when they’re ones he’s been so kind as to make for people with his own hands. the recipe, as well as the dish itself, means a lot to him, so it’s POSSIBLE he takes criticism a bit too personally. there’s no way anyone can find a flaw with witt pork chops and, to make a point of how delicious they actually are, mirage begins to cut through the food on his own plate.

     “ that recipe’s been passed down for generations in my family, alright? there’s NO WAY it tastes like--- ”  bite of food only just taken, the trickster comes to a very abrupt pause. one which feels like it lasts an entire minute.

     “ ...so, uh. ”  he clears his throat, slowly lowering his fork back to the table.  “ the dijon i used might be expired. ”