#hardshippers

[modernwizard]

Silence facepalmed. “You dug up a witch’s torture device from Hardship Common Burial Ground? Ethan! You bury a poppet to neutralize it and cut its power. But you just pulled a Dr. Frankenstein on this one.” “A torture device? Rude! You just don’t see her potential. Trust the artist!” “Trust the historian whose best friend is a witch!” Silence called, but Ethan, weaving between peaked Gothic bookcases, swept off to his Dollhouse.

Hardship is in print! Take the link to read a humorous tale of magic meeting psychology.

In this flash fiction, Silence, Ethan, and the Magister try to solve the problem of a conflicted fashion doll. 1000 words.

[modernwizard]

The dorklets in…Little Allison’s Sleepover III!

Little Allison calls Ethancitx, who has some trouble finding the phone. He goes to get some cosmetics from his older sister Little Meghna’s room, but is caught by Little Meghna. Oh no, where is Little Meghna taking Ethancitx?!

Ethancitx is a custom 3D sculpted, painted, and haired sculpt by me on an extremely hybridized body. Little Meghna is a Mattel Barbie Fashionista partially repainted by me and rehaired with a wig, on a Spin Master Liv body.

Little Meghna likes team sports and particularly likes to run. She is, however, very sarcastic, and she doesn’t think much of motivational quotes and inspirational sayings. I made her posters with free Canva templates.

@natalunasans @dollsahoy @queen-of-meows

[modernwizard]

The Elder Witches' mottos

...If they had them, of course. The only one who probably has one is, of course, the Magister, who likes symbols of authority and power. The Stylist has no patience for them, and the Hippie is busy doing at least 3.75 things simultaneously.

The Magister: True mastery is self-mastery. [Only in Latin, which I'm too lazy to translate at this point.]

The Stylist: Fuck around and find out.

The Hippie: Wow!

[modernwizard]

The Magister loves Suzy Izzard!!

[modernwizard]

Pie orgies

Ethan accidentally misspells "pierogies" as "pieorgies" and WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT. From then on, they're "pie orgies" all the time.

"Guess what I made last night? PIE ORGIES! Snort snort snort hah hah hah..."

[modernwizard]

AKA "Lesbian mom of Hardship rants about badminton game being taken over by 'helpful' dorklets."

The deadpan, slightly Rod-Serling-esque delivery makes this all the more hilarious.

So do the callouts of specific kids. "You've got Colleen Clark up in the tree, trying to get down a Spongebob Squarepants beachball with a hockey stick. Then you see Christopher Burr--and it's ALWAYS Christopher Burr--he takes a Rollerblade, throws it at the tree. It hits your car; now you've got a dent in your Jeep."

[modernwizard]

CAT MEMES on Instagram

96K likes, 246 comments - houseofcatmemes on January 6, 2026

Bb Silence [the bb] and the Magister [the cat]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[modernwizard]

A Mysterious Network of Revenge Experts Is Quietly Ruining People’s Lives. That’s Entirely the Point.

Nefarious Jobs can arrange everything from breakups to firings to mortifying public shaming. But the agency won’t do it for just anyone.

There are definitely some Saxons in the business of revenge, and they're just as capitalist and morally compromised as this guy. They're probably mostly Landlords and Lawyers.