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Tom: I am gonna make you "horny"
Star: The night with me is "magical"
Jackie: Ready to get a wild "ride"?
Eclipsa: I am the Queen of Darkness... But you will call me "Mistress"
Janna: I am going to "steal" something really precious from you.
Higgs: Time to polish your "sword".
Hekapoo: My clones have "many" uses.
Kelly *the sole pure and innocent person in the entire dimension*: Wanna have some goblin-dogs?
Marco: YES!
Janna: I never sell something that would send a kid to detention.
Marco: But just last week you sold kids fake social security cards.
Janna: That's prison. That's different.
Higgs: Self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Marco: No self care is taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that.
Higgs: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Janna: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Higgs: You touch my birthday cake and I'll make you eat your hands.
Higgs: Just how many girls are in your life now?
Marco: At this point, I don't even have a clue.
Marco: Why are Brittney's legs broken?
Higgs: Hey! I am innocent!
...
Higgs:... mostly.
Higgs: Look, I broke her legs, but that bitch had it coming!
So Marco... any plans for kids when you get older?
"... It's funny that you think I have a choice..." Marco lifted up his shirt to show off some sort of seal. And another. And then six more. "Apparently, I am magically bound to all the girls who ever had a crush on me and these seals will ensure we have kids together."
Kelly: YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED YOU!
Marco: I'M ANNOYING?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CHEATED!
Kelly: WELL YEAH BUT YOU CHEATED FIRST!
Star: I think we're done playing Uno for the night...
Marco: Higgs... Janna... Star? Jackie? Hekapoo. Tom. Kelly... Eclipsa... God, what do I do? Which one to choose?
Brittney: Just have an orgy and shut up, your moron!
