#hari rants

[hariosborn]

hi guys!!

i was wondering if y’all could help me pick out a new alias 🥺🥺 ive always liked the name hari just bc for the longest time i was obsessed w harry osborn from spider-man but like i wanted to make it my own so i did kind of a gender neutral take on the character - but i feel like the alias “hari” can seem a little intimidating and stand-offish ,, so if y’all would help me out in picking a preferably softer and more feminine (not required) name that would mean a lot to me 🤎🤎

so yeah comment suggestions down below hehe :))

[hariosborn]

OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIM???? EVERYONE JUMPED ON ADRIAN PUCEYS DICK SO FAST BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM??? WHAT ABOUT THIS MAN???

but it’s okay - y’all can leave him for me 🤤

[hariosborn]

MY CLASS DISCORD GOES SILENT EVERY TIME I RESPOND TO SOMEONES QUESTION 😭 IM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU GUUUUUYYS PLS STOP TALKING ABT ME IN YOUR PRIVATE CHAT ON IG 😭😭

I WOULD ASK THEM THIS BUT LIKE IK FOR A FACT IM BOTHERING THEM W MY PRESENCE

[hariosborn]

on today’s episode of “ouch that hurt!”

hari fell for yet another redhead, and surprise surprise! he doesn’t like her! his new girlfriend looks nothing like hari! in conclusion, hari’s chances at love are so small, you can’t even see them through a microscope! *sitcom laughing sound effect*

umm so yeah if anyone has tips on how to get over people - send them my wayyy. it would be very much appreciated :(