two days ago i played a round on harmony that was so genuinely insane i swear one of these days im gonna boot up the replay and edit a video of it, but here's some screenshots in the meantime.
the reporter was drunk off his ass and was making me laugh out loud the whole time, the news story immediately following the one above was empty and simply titled "do u gusy hate me.."
the janitor became infected with some sort of christmas anomaly that would cause him to convulse on the floor in pain as presents spawned around him, and he just accepted his new reality as santa. upon his death, a small crowd gathered around his organs and the musician played "all i want for christmas is you" on a little portable keyboard, saying "It's what he would've wanted..."
shortly after santa's death, our hero, Mathei-Lei the Security Officer lizard became exposed to an insane amount of frezon from a gas leak and spent the rest of the shift running around yelling about how he was a spaceship. at one point during this exchange he ran into the captain, believing he was santa. the captain angrily dragged him into the bar which Mathei assumed was his workshop, where the HoP (an elf!!!!!!) tripsitted him. Notably nobody ever took my guns from me which was literally hilarious, the concept of an incredibly intoxicated security officer running around yelling "WEEEE I'm...Huuuhhh.... SPACESHuIP!!!!!" with an assault rifle on his back while everyone just sorta watches...
