#harriet mclaughlin

[1071thetea]

Teddy and Matt, bet, you gonna sing a whole song about how rock hard this man is? They are gonna be so hot, too hot to not fall in love !! What about Asher and Vera our Brad and Janet? Chemistry through the roof. Oooh how bout some understudy romance? Claude and Evie look real comfortable together already in that bed.. and Nathan and Ruby have been.. making a lot of props

I bet there's more, spill people spill

"Oh... oh these are juicy. Idek if in have anything to add. Teddy Robshaw and Matt Whitlock-Holmes would be wild. Vera Cowen better watch it for Harriet McLaughlin if she's gonna make moves on Asher Stone. Evie Fields and Claudio Rojas cute and sexy. Oh I love everything about this."

@theodore-robshaw @chaoticmattwhitlock @stoneasher @thexcarrollxtimes @angstfactory @eviescore @harrietmclaughlin

[1071thetea]

"So much drama already tonight, and not even all caused by me. In my opinion that's how you know it's truly a good party. So... to help the memorable party cause, your Bestie is here with more juiciness. And things are getting spicy.

Let's jump right into it and have a little chat about Jesse Cowen's boyfriend Elio Russo. It seems he's been out of town a lot, and I know people say he's public speaking, or doing shows, but I have it on... decent authority... that he's actually been avoiding Jesse because he's tumbled off that wagon and straight back into the opiate gutter. I wonder what poor Elby Russo is going to think of that. Pretty sure she's the only reason he's been back around. At least if he's all fucked up Jesse might actually be in his league after all, makes so much more sense now. Then again Jesse always did have expensive taste. Must why he still pines over Autumn Manchester, we've all seen how he looks at her when she and Elio aren't looking. And what about Carroll's most stable couple? Haven't been looking very stable lately. Gus Reynolds has been seen at the bar plenty, and considering Grace Reynolds has been so busy, it's a little weird how often Harriet Mclaughlin has been seen around the Ranch chatting him up without Aspen Reynolds anywhere in sight since she's been sneaking off with Mickey Whitlock-holmes, but we already spilled that tea.. Word around those parts is that the pressures of the campaign are shaking up what was billed as the perfect power couple, and now Augustus Reynolds is having an affair with his daughters best friend. Woof. Then again, the way his father Bart Reynolds was chatting up Birch Rose at the carnival, maybe an affinity for younger women runs in the family?

That's all for this hour boys and girls, and remember, Britney Beaver get all the tea, because I've got eyes and ears everywhere. If you're in public, chances are I'm watching."

@angstfactory ft;Jesse @erusso @fuorirete @gus-reynolds @judgercnolds @harrietmclaughlin @aspenreynolds @autumnonheels @birchrcse @angstfactory ft; Mickey @bartholomew-reynolds

[1071thetea]

"Here’s for all those folks who thought my latest updates might have had a hint of libel…we here at The Tea only report on the crème de la crème of Carroll’s gossip! So, without further ado:

SPOTTED!

"Who’s that wandering the Reynold’s Ranch at a late hour? Why it’s none other than Harriet McLaughlin! And it looks like she was there with one goal in mind: a steamy liplock with Gus Reynolds, which someone was kind enough to finally capture! No surprises here, as yours truly announced this relationship during the Hawkins wedding. Aspen Reynolds had all that time to get her bestie in check, and yet here we are with proof fresh from Saturday night! Thank you to our anonymous tipsters, as always— you really are doing all of us voters in the upcoming election a big favor by giving us a peek behind the curtain of Carroll’s elites. Seriously, Grace Reynolds, at what point are you going to get your husband’s affair under control? Even Sada Vang and Charles Payne have managed to make their relationship more official than whatever you’ve got going on now. A real congrats to that happy couple and their new mansion! I’m just saying, if we had to vote based on loyalty, Grace, you’ve got some serious issues! And who’s going to tell Asher Stone that he was waiting that long to kiss a taken girl? Oof, talk about too little, too late.

Also congrats to Miss Birch Rose on her restaurant opening today, at least now there's plenty for all your customers to talk about."

@harrietmclaughlin @gus-reynolds @aspenreynolds @judgercnolds @thesada @thexcarrollxtimes ft; Charles & Holden @stoneasher @softlysaffron @birchrcse

[1071thetea]

Looks like there are a few old faces back in town. 👀 Thoughts? Rumors?

"Oh, it's gunna be like that. Let's get into it. Anyone see the sexy piece of Irish meat hanging out around The Bullet? Hell yeah, let me take a bite. Seems we got both the Whitlock-Holmes twins are in town, one's missing a leg, but they're both still a whole lot of meat. Though rumour has it that Maverick and Deputy Smith spend their free time attached at the pelvis, if you know what I mean. The cute Ira and Irvin, adorable, cute, yes, they're going to end up on everyone's bang list, I can feel it already. I have a valley you can search Mr.Mclaughlin. Veronica Barda, beautiful, gorgeous, gunna HATE hearing about how joyously, cheesily happy her ex is with our town 'princess.', that should be fun. Aspen Reynolds is home. Need i say more? She was spotted at Eden's with Harriet Mclaughlin, we should all be scared now.

@touchofmxgic @angstfactory @maverick-wh @ira-lane @harrietmclaughlin @aspenreynolds @verlaynebarda @esanders @autumnonheels

[1071thetea]

ok, but did y'all see harriet and ashton join in a rphs rehearsal recently? Who gave them special treatment access? WHY were they even there? This I gotta know

"I thought it was common knowledge that everything Eden's ran off favoritism? I mean Asher Stone is in the show so it only makes sense his new hanger on Harriet McLaughlin would be there trying to act like his social life is hers. Maybe Ashton Ryder is there just because he somehow ends up in the middle of everything despite being the most boring person on the planet."

@harrietmclaughlin @stoneasher @defendingtheice

[1071thetea]

I saw Harriet McLaughlin and Asher Stone grabbing coffee and they looked awful cozy together when they left. Are they bumping uglies now? Good for him. Hope he can handle her.😏😉

"Did Asher Stone finally lock it down? I mean you'd think he'd want to do better than Carroll's Ice Queen Harriet McLaughlin, but maybe he thaws her out. They have to be fucking, though, right? I mean what does Harriet do that's interesting otherwise? Besides kissing her best friend's Dad of course. Must be why no one's seen her at the hospital visiting him yet. She must have been cast out. Could that be why she's clinging to Asher's light? She lost the Reynolds and doesn't have any of her own?"

@harrietmclaughlin @stoneasher

[1071thetea]

I heard Gus' DnD games are wild. Even Harriet McLaughlin goes. What the hell goes on during them, and how can I get in on it?

"Okay but here's the real question, and the real tea. I heard that those games are just a cover for Gus and Grace's secret swinging parties. I always knew Harriet Mclaughlin was a freak underneath it all. There had to be a reason she's around there so much. Plus we all saw how she was bidding at that auction."

@harrietmclaughlin @gus-reynolds @judgercnolds

[1071thetea]

hey bb! at the good frequency opening and spotted miss. harriet mclaughlin wearing a very supportive small business shirt. last you reported she was with gus and asher was with the new priest? what's going on!

"Harriet Mclaughlin was actually wearing a shirt for Asher's Stone's store opening? Curious! I did hear that there were some long wistful stares happening between them, too. This is an interesting turn of events. Maybe Father Ezra was too... devout for Asher? And we all know Gus Reynolds refuses to admit anything, he probably cut her off to save himself. Did Asher finally crack Harriet's nut?"

@stoneasher @harrietmclaughlin @gus-reynolds @ezra-waldegrave