#ira mclaughlin

[1071thetea]

irvin is begging to have his heart broken and crushed who’s up first hint: it’s ira lol nobody is buying the ‘theyre roommates’

"Okay but do we think they realize that now is not the time or to at least not let a certain Reynolds know about it. I wonder if Ira wonders why girls used to just sort of stop hanging out with him all the time back in the day? Actually you know what, she already knows now if she's listening so... oopsie. Feel like we might end up needing a clean up on aisle four pretty soon."

@ira-lane @touchofmxgic ft; Irvin @aspenreynolds

[1071thetea]

Looks like there are a few old faces back in town. 👀 Thoughts? Rumors?

"Oh, it's gunna be like that. Let's get into it. Anyone see the sexy piece of Irish meat hanging out around The Bullet? Hell yeah, let me take a bite. Seems we got both the Whitlock-Holmes twins are in town, one's missing a leg, but they're both still a whole lot of meat. Though rumour has it that Maverick and Deputy Smith spend their free time attached at the pelvis, if you know what I mean. The cute Ira and Irvin, adorable, cute, yes, they're going to end up on everyone's bang list, I can feel it already. I have a valley you can search Mr.Mclaughlin. Veronica Barda, beautiful, gorgeous, gunna HATE hearing about how joyously, cheesily happy her ex is with our town 'princess.', that should be fun. Aspen Reynolds is home. Need i say more? She was spotted at Eden's with Harriet Mclaughlin, we should all be scared now.

@touchofmxgic @angstfactory @maverick-wh @ira-lane @harrietmclaughlin @aspenreynolds @verlaynebarda @esanders @autumnonheels

[1071thetea]

does ira and irvin have something to tell us??? im not buying the roommates rumors cause they’re way too close

"I bet those two have the weirdest tantric sex you could ever imagine. And it probably involves plants some how, and maybe crystals. I don't know. I just see flower crowns and Enya in the background when I picture it. I wonder how long before Aspen finds out and bad things start mysteriously start happening to Irivin."

@ira-lane @touchofmxgic ft; Irvin @aspenreynolds

[1071thetea]

heard aspen was desperately bidding ira cause that’s the only way he’d say yes

"Aspen has been trying to get into that man's pants since... the dawn of time, maybe? I mean, I remember when she asked him to prom and he turned her down. The rampage that girl went on through the school, no girl was safe. That was an interesting week on the tea, that's for sure. I think she single handedly helped me launch this podcast with all that drama. Once we caught on with the teenager demographic, it was cinched."

@ira-lane @aspenreynolds

[1071thetea]

i saw little baby ira visiting Eden's Garden in broad daylight. What's up with that? I figured sada would chew him up and spit him out

"Sada has this weird thing about quirky people. I think she thinks they're entertaining or something. The fact that he was going there in the day means he's probably her latest purse dog. Court Jester, if you will. To be honest, that's probably not a bad position to hold when it comes to Sada, can you imagine the perks? I bet she gives hella gifts."

@thesada @ira-lane