#hash hester

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i would take a bullet for cooking mama

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We're at a restaurant where you can make your own burgers or whatever and somehow I ended up picking both a beef and chicken on mine and the waiter came back to tell me that you can only pick one and he was like "who's the spicy cowboy" and I've never double face palmed so fast I'm laughing so hard

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My stripper name is spicy cowboy according to mom and Hash Hester lmao

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I brought my brush pen with me to Denny's

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nO G$ WE ARE NOT GONNA LOOP THAT POST

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i had a rly good day today i'm in a good mood

hash hester and snap and their dad and i went and saw hobbit II: desolation of benedict cumberbatch and their mom made some killer chicken and potatoes and stuff for dinner and really good cake apple stuff and we played animal crossing and also the other night my mom dyed h. hester's hair blue in some places and it looks really cool and then she stayed the night and it was cool

smaug is a beautiful dragon also

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me: *pets hash hester's eyebrow* me: you have crispy eyebrows hash hester: what do you mean i have crispy eyebrows ??? me: pet my eyebrow hash: what a weird request but ok hash: *pets eyebrow* hash: it just feels like eyebrow?? me: but your eyebrow is .. crispy??? hash: ok

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earlier my dad, hash hester, and i were talking about the anatomy of corn and corn sex and if you ever come to ohio be prepared because all we have here are horses and corn sex