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[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[honestlydarkprincess]

to celebrate the ides of march this year tumblr decided to stab its users in the back

[delusionalbestie]

who wanna come over and have floor time

[hey-whats-the-holdup]

I need an hd version stat | Iron Lung Textposts #1

[moldsporr]

>Be me

>Make bowl of panda express leftovers

>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes

>Leave bowl unattended

>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes

>Return to room

>??Bat? In bowl? ?

>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof

>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto

>Bat does so

>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window

>Bat won't let go of Churchill

>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand

>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

[benson-bradley]

no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me