#hat blogging

[summerswages]

Could an octopus hat

be right for you...

[physicalvocalist]

What your hat says about you according to my girlfriend:

Traditional baseball hat = too common for me to make an overwhelming stereotype about you. They give neither positive or negative points against you. Flat brim = douche bag Trucker hat = redneck douche bag Plaid fedora = "nice guy" internet troll / "Netflix and chill" rapist douchebag Sock hat in the summer = fucking hipster jackass Cabby hat = old man trapped in a young man's body Knit hats in the winter are perfectly acceptable, especially if they were hand knit Top hats = cool, but not acceptable for every day wear, unless you are autistic and that is your public facing security blanket, then you get bonus points. Sun hats = +100 adorableness points! For every ten years above 20 that you are, you get an extra +10 points. Stetsons: wannabe cowboy, possibly racist, and most definitely misogynist fuckwit jackass inbred motherfucker go back to Texas you fucking asshole and never show your face in my presence again. I bet you think your open carry permit allows you to carry a gun into a shopping mall, you piece of shit.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

My hat ended up looking like a condom. It’s sort of obscene....

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I just realised I’ve been purling all my decrease stitches, instead of knitting them. Oopsie doodle. Luckily I’ve only done a few, and I know better now that I’m working my hat toward the crown.

Which of course means, I’m almost done the hat!

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I’ve done seven centimetres on my hat. I’m going to move onto the next colour soon.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Do you have any idea how livid I will be if I’ve put in all this effort, only to find I’m doing this wrong??

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I have a dent in the side of my middle finger. I think it’s time to stop crocheting.