#hat-1

[escarlatafox]

Today is the day of the 🤠HAT-1🤠 launch🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 and you know what that means 😏😏😏😐💣 send this to 10 of your friends to pull off a 👒HAT-1 😇🙏👼 MIRACLE😇🙏👼

if you get 10 back you’re a hero of SPACE🌌🛰☄

if you get 5 back you have a fighting chance of surviving the DARK AGE of the LAW⚖!

if you get 1 back you’re a 👻PHANTOM👻

if you get 0 back you will go to prison for 7 years. 😢😔

[gavierklavin]

Ach, I’m a bit jealous. You know the HAT-1 launch that’s this week? One of my coworkers (er, former coworkers? I technically didn’t resign from the office, but I stopped coming into work because of the band) knows some of the people at GYAXA. His sister works in their tech department- I met her once, and she called me a disgustingly flashy twink in the hall, und then called him a nerd as she dropped off some files for him. He made fun of her right back- they seem like they get along pretty well. I’m almost jealous- I couldn’t get away with that with my brother.

Anyways, I bet he’s gonna have a wunderbar view for the launch. Meanwhile, I’ll be in a hotel room, watching it on my laptop with the boys after it happens. Gott, one of these days I should really go see a launch in person.

Maybe I should see if I have his email saved! Think he’d share behind-the-scenes stuff for a fellow prosecutor?

[brodorokihousuke]

Okay for two and a half years I’ve aggressively wondered what HAT (as in HAT-1 etc.) stood for

And today

In the middle of school

I realize

H I G H   A L T I T U D E   T R A N S P O R T