#hate and kill

[scariey]

keep checking myself in the mirror cause there’s gotta be Something to show for how bad i’m feeling rn. but i literally look normal

[brotoman]

Friend: Are you excited that Benadryl Colonoscopy is Doctor Strange?

Me: I would kill him with the spirit bomb if I was sure I could hold my hands up long enough.

[brotoman]

tearing you down while you're emotionally and psychologically vulnerable

~just little parent things~

[brotoman]

Phone: *makes a noise*

A baby boomer, inevitably: WHAT WAS THAT!!

[brotoman]

Anytime someone brings up overpopulation of humans I'm just like "do you even realize just HOW BIG the earth ACTUALLY IS?" I mean, we have enough space for people, just like we have enough resources for people. but the issue is that there happens to be a severe imbalance in how these spaces and resources are divided.

[brotoman]

Serious question

Has anything good EVER come of a dude named Nate? That is the name of a Chaotic Stupid asshole if I've ever heard one.

[brotoman]

is there anything more infuriating than someone who is clearly offended by the concept of being offended? Like there’s this fucked up offensive singularity going on where some douche mocks people’s sensitivity while simultaneously being overly-sensitive to said sensitivity. it makes me want to scream.

is there a term for this?