#hate bananas

[scoliosisgoblin]

What if Jerry was a banana 😈😈

(they weren't even related before, just my oc/me eating an unpealed banana, but it fit, so this is a comic now).

[super123hazelnut]

1st Sign of Trouble....

It just occurred to me this desert being presented to me by Dolly on my 21st Birthday is a dig...I didn’t get it at the time but now that I think back on this moment in my life, the signs were there that she was not playing with a full deck...

She presents me with a plate of fancy bananas as a surprise...interesting.  Dolly knows I hate bananas because when I was younger say around age 8 or 9 years old....I became very ill.  I was sick in bed with a horrible flu of some sort.

  She gave me a banana to eat...I was disgusted by the sight, smell & taste of it so I put it in the dresser to rot.  I told her that I ate the banana.  I forgot about the banana.  A week maybe two or three weeks later, there was a very foul smell in my bedroom.  She found the banana..

[stickyhide]

OK so honestly, I'm not to sure how reliable the "BroBible" website is, but if you google "chick fil a banana pudding millkshake" you'll see a lot of other, more creditable sources about this.  OK Yahoo finance says it so I'm going with: this is real.

Apparently Chick-Fil-A is introducing a BANANA PUDDING MILKSHAKE this spring.

"the new Banana Pudding Milkshake will be offered in 14 oz. or 20 oz. cups and priced at $2.49 and $2.89, respectively (at most locations). The milkshake is made with fresh bananas, real Nilla® wafers, a splash of vanilla, and is hand-spun with Chick-fil-A's popular "home-style" Icedream® and topped with light whipped cream and a maraschino cherry.  "

EDIT: all these articles are calling Banana Pudding a "southern classic" or "a religion in the south" and it's just making my heart swell with pride b/c I really do hate banana flavored things but banana pudding is such a grandmotherly desert and everyone loves it. Yay south.