#hatefulrobot

[12thlevel]

@hatefulrobot ​| starter call

    ❛ is there a reason you’re staring? ❜

perhaps using a multi-tool to repair his belt in an alleyway wasn’t the most BRILLIANT of his ideas, but it needed to be done before he even attempted to go anywhere else. safety first, after all.

    ❛ it is incredibly distracting. ❜

and annoying.

[frozenmutant]

“hey, machine man. haven’t seen you around since i was a kid. guess that means you have a lot of embarrassing stories on me.” / @hatefulrobot

[regeneratingdegenerate]

@hatefulrobot​ liked this post & Deadpool is fishing for compliments.

“Look man, I know Domino was the leader when we ran on that team, but be honest, didn’t ya think I’d have done it all so much better?”

[regeneratingdegenerate]

@hatefulrobot​ asked:  “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.“

John Mulaney Quotes {Sentence Starters} | selectively accepting

“That’s the Deadpool and the Mercs for Money way! Hell yeah, Machine Man, you’re on the ball. I feel a promotion comin’ along.”

[collectingmuses]

@hatefulrobot​ asked:

❛ Ok, if we’re gonna be friends, you need to stop thinking I’m gonna kill you. ❜ for the captain

⭐ - “That’s exactly what someone who’d want to kill me would say. I let my guard down and BAM...you go all Skynet on me....or leave me in a room with Tabby.”

[thoughtsmash]

@hatefulrobot

“My condolences for you having to exchange words with Ross.”

[moderndayjoanofarc]

“People couldn’t become truly holy, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.”

      I suppose there is something to be said about choice adding meaning to an action, but I do not believe evil is necessary to give goodness meaning.

[moderndayjoanofarc]

hatefulrobot

      You shouldn’t have alcohol on campus. Most of the students are underage.