im not joking i genuinely get violently angry thinking about lightning
i can't put into WORDS HOW MUCH I HATE THAT FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT. WORTHLESS LITTLE YELLOW PIECE OF STATIC SHIT THAT DESTROYS EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES
PENCIL'S FRIENDSHIPS, THE MOON THAT KEPT ONE FROM CAUSING MORE DAMAGE... ALL OF IT
i would go into visceral detail about how BADLY i want to tear it limb from limb, see if it bleeds electricity and watch its eyes roll into the back of whatever passes for its skull as it slips into unconsciousness, but...
you'd like that, wouldn't you? YES, YOU. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. you weren't supposed to like the previous lightning ask, but knowing you, i guess it makes sense that you did!
i HATE lightning with every fiber of my body, and by extension, you.
YOU. YOU. MAKE ME. SO. FUCKING. ANGRY. I HATE YOU.
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