#hatred misinterpreter

[hateful-misinterpreter]

What the fuck did i waste 4 years in college for!? I work a shitty fast food job! I HAVE A FUCKING MASTER'S DEGREE!! WHY DO I WORK A MINIMUM WAGE JOB?!?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Uhm hi sorry for disappearing before, I uhm.. Didn't hate getting food with you. So if you wanna do that again i might not hate it.

- @hateful-misinterpreter

hey :3

I'd love to! theres this tea Cafe i know of that's in 2078, what do you thinK?

[hateful-misinterpreter]

(Sound of a train crashing after odd lightning sounds. i walk in missing my left arm and most of my skin, showing bare metal and cables)

Kat

HOLY SHIT!! KAT WHAT HAPPENED?!

[She rushes over to Kat and tries to hold her up in case she falls over. She is very much panicing and looking at all the damage, it has not occured to her yet that metal and wires are NOT a human trait.]

WHAT DID THIS TO YOU?? SHOULD I CALL AN AMBULANCE??

[hateful-misinterpreter]

Huh, you know you're famous in the future. Not in the good way either.

- @future-faith-misinterperter

DAMNIT, I HATE FAME!! TOO MANY PEOPLE!!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Do you.. Like.. Like me? More than just as a friend? People keep telling me you do but i figured i should ask you..

- @hateful-misinterpreter

wait, you like ME?! i... uh... i mean... i do!... i uh... um... i-i didn't know y-you felt the same!

[hateful-misinterpreter]

*walks through a portal into the train*

The two of you finally figured it out here have a cake.

*it is a two layer cookie cake the top layer being red whipped frosting and a coconut cookie hateful's established less hated frosting and cookie type the bottom layer being Kat's favorite cookie type and favorite frosting.*

- @messenger-faith-interpreter

How in the.. you know what whatever, magic i guess.

@future-faith-misinterperter someone got us a cake! I dont know how to feel about this.

[hateful-misinterpreter]

DONT YOU HATE CORPORATE BULLSHIT? DONT YOU WANT TO WATCH THE CAPITALISTS BURN? SHE'S LYING TO YOU. SHE'S A CORPORATE AGENT. SHE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO DRAIN YOUR WALLET. IT IS THE ONLY PURPOSE OF THESE "YEARN-ITS"

- @evil-and-homophobic-horse

WHAT THE FUCK IS A "YEARN-IT" AND WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?? It sounds like some corpo bullshit to me!

[hateful-misinterpreter]

Stingy FUCKS at mcdonalds gave me TWO PICKLES ON MY SANDWICH!?!? ONLY TWO WHEN I ASKED FOR EXTRA PICKLES!! FUCK YOU CORPORATE!